FREEDOM FIGHTERS; AYE, RIGHT, TOSSERS.
'When we booked this hotel we just wanted to do something that thousands of other couples do every weekend - take a relaxing weekend break away, do some poppers and shove our fists up each others arses," said Mr and Mrs Martyn Hall and Steven Preddy, " that these two old hypocrites were more concerned about their laundry bill than my civil rights is just typical of the attacks on gay people which are all too common. I mean, a bit of shit, maybe with some blood in it, it doesn't bother us, why should it bother them?"
Mrs Hall had booked a room in a Cornish guest house for he and his civil partner and were astounded when, upon arrival, the Christian owners declined to honour the booking, saying that they wouldn't even allow unmarried heterosexual couples to sleep together and do some fisting and buggery. It was just their faith, they felt that only married people should sleep together and that, quite clearly, two screeching arse bandits, like these two, whatever they say, are not married. The visit by Preddy and Hall was orchestrated by Stonewall who had given notice to the guest house owners that their tiny business was an affront to everything that was decent and proper in the fisting community. Stonewall then sent these two slags along, itching for a court case. Now that the police service is seen as the biggest closet in the country, our two complainants were confident of a police intervention in this entirely trivial matter. The cops were called to the hotel and spent some time - honest, not invent - finding Mr and Mrs Cocksucker alternative hotel accommodation, obviously no smugglers to catch in Cornwall, these days, PC Trelawney, sitting around on his pert arse, instead, gelling his hair, just waiting to fight hate crime.
In Bristol County Court, Mr Justice Slag ruled that the hotel owners Mr and Mrs Bull, elderly and in poor health, must pay the screeching bitches nearly four grand in compensation. Their religious beliefs are shit, compared with the rights of these two revolting hypocrites, he said, even though they offered the claimants two single rooms and were not at all rude or unpleasant towards them, just a bit eccentric, they are clearly in breach of the relevant ShitOnTheSheets (permission to) legislation..
Mrs Bull has argued that even her brother and his female partner were not allowed to share a room in her house due to her strict religious beliefs. And they don't even do any of that Shit-love shit, as far as we know. Or sticking their fists up each other's arses.. Nipple clamps and cock rings, they don't so any of that shit, either.
'Our double-bed policy was based on our sincere beliefs about marriage, not hostility to anybody,' she said.
The notice on the Bull's website read: 'We have few rules but please note that out of a deep regard for marriage we prefer to let double accommodation to heterosexual married couples only.'
Ben Summerskill, a career gay activist from Stonewall, and a complete waste of space, enthused over the ruling, hissing spitefully:
'You can't turn away people from a hotel because they're black or Jewish and in 2011 you shouldn't be able to demean them by turning them away because they're gay either.
'Religious freedom shouldn't be used as a cloak for prejudice. Smearing shitty anal lubricant on the sheets can no longer be seen as an impediment to a stay in a small, privately-run guest house.'
Right, Ben, you know best. Cunt.
Earlier gay activists, truly bold, entrapped and brutalised by the very same Old Bill, battered and courageous, will be spinning in their graves at this fucking nonsense.