NEW SUPERMODEL THRILLS FASHION LOVERS.
(shaved her legs and then he was a she)
My wife, David and I, writes Sir Reg, are simply too divinely thrilled by Jean-Paul's gorgeous new model; he has simply raised the whole frock thing to a new level. Andrej Pejic is simply too much. And the best thing about him is that even though he's a catwalk thriller to die for, he's a nineteen-year old boy. We always thought that women, although we adore them, obviously, just get in the way, what with their tits and their smelly old fannies. Now that fashion is finally revealed as the preserve of bitter and twisted gay men we must all celebrate and my husband David and I will be throwing a HUGE party to celebrate. Fags only, darling. I suppose Andre is too old for us to adopt.
Mrs Sir Reg embraces the women-hating Jean-Paul.
On other pages.
The Coalitions's frock czar and pretend minister, Straight Simon Hughes, tells us where he buys his dresses.