Nutter Nadine's new beau, crinkly Christian arsehole, John Butler, 55, walked out on his wife shortly after Christmas Day and within days began his affair with Mrs Dorries.
He added: “I believe strongly in marriage and the marriage vows, only not obviously the ones about forsaking all others, or in sickness and in health or for better or worse, or 'til Death us do part, for fuck's sake man, I 'm a Tory and a Christian, despite the fact I’m now an adulterer, and I tried and tried to make my marriage work. But reluctantly and after a long, long time, I decided I had to leave. The children were unhappy and their development was being impacted by what was going on at home. So now I'm banging this mad old slapper”
He said the final straw came when Mrs Butler, 54, began drinking heavily and passed out on her bed while she was meant to be preparing Christmas lunch for the family. He said: “We couldn’t even have a happy Christmas. She passed out after starting to drink, leaving me and my children to have lunch on our own.”
“Over many years, through the children growing up and through into their adulthood, she had a series of alcohol problems. It was very difficult for me and the children,” he said.
Tory leader, for now, and unelected prime minister, Mr CallHimDave, said that he was incredibly sorry about what had happened . Look, if people want to commit cocaine, I mean adultery that's just an incredibly private, um, thing. Unless, of course, Mr Coulson was listening to their phonecalls, in which case it becomes Mr Murdoch's property. And how incredibly right that must be.
Mrs Dorries said on her blog, slagwatch, that if people didn't leave her and her silly old fucker alone she would put herself on suicide watch.
Nothing quite like a gentleman slagging off his wife of thirty years, the mother of his children, is there ?