MR JONATHAN SPANKER, BORN-AGAIN HYPOCRITE.
GOD CAME TO ME, YOU SEE, IN PRISON.
Speaking at Southwark Crown Court, Mr Justice Gob, QC, told former MP and cabinet minister,Mr Jonathan Slime, that he would be failing in his duty blah-blah-blah, if he did not impose an immediate custodial sentence. The public has every right to expect that when some rotten slimy cunt like you goes on the telly at every opportunity proclaining what a reformed character you are and how you should be given newspaper columns to add insult to the original injury then a custodial sentence is inevitable. It's not as though you were ever even charged with all your proper crimes, Judge Gob continued, pimping young women to coke-snorting arabs, being involved in sordid spanking practices and takng bungs for arms deals whilst a minister of the Crown, fuck me, no, all you did was seven months for perjury, when you shoulda got ten fucking years. And no use claiming to have come out and bootstrapped yourself back up, Aitken, that's just more lies, you managed to shift you corrupt wealth to your mad bint of a Mrs before usefully declaring yourself bankrupt. How many other ex-cons come out to a multi-million pounds North Street mansion? Eh? Never mind, take him down.
Some turd of a political blogger - Jesus, these fuckers are worse than the real politicians - speaking pompously to the Beeb, insisted that Chaytor's eighteen months wasn't enough; shallow, stupid, self-righteous and vengeful, this arsehole echoes the voices of his masters in MediaMinster - let the punishment fit the soundbite, worthless piece of shit. Chaytor is punished enough, as are his family and friends, the question which " political bloggers " should be asking is why, in an institution so corrupt from top to bottom, only a handful have been charged, although that, of course, would not suit Power's purpose.