Friday 17 July 2009

WHAT THE PAPERS SAY, THOSE TELEGRAPH WRITERS AND THEIR TIPS TO BEAT THE RECESSION

JANET DALEY, THE UGLY AMERICAN BROAD


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"QUITE SIMPLY THE POOR MUST DIE, IT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLOE SOLUTION, GRRRRR-WOOF."

SIMON HEFFER



"THE POOR SHOULD BE DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES WHICH QUITE FRANKLY THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED INTO AND USELESS DAVE MUST ARRANGE TO HAVE THEM MACHINE-GUNNED. I'LL DO IT."


FILED MARSHAL MAX VON HASTINGS.


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"WHAT'S THAT? SPEAK UP! HAVE THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE ARMY? NO?
BASTARDS. JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET ON QUESTION TIME, I'LL SHOW 'EM. CIAO! MUST DASH, EXPECTING A CALL."

3 comments:

The Dyer's Garden said...

Useful list in there of "the great and the good" who have had lunch with the PM over the past 12 months. Shining examples to all mankind, one and all. Especially, Jimmy Carr, in whom are miraculously incorporated all the best features of the modern Cambridge undergraduate.

call me ishmael said...

You mean he's a cunt.

The Dyer's Garden said...

Even you are lost for words on that one.