"Sarah Brown, from frumpy to fabulous
Gordon Brown's wife is the one redeeming feature of his tenure as Prime Minister," says Bryony Gordon.
"Move over, Kate Moss. Get out of the way, Posh Spice. Come in Jordan – or Katie, or whatever it is we should call you now – your time is up. Ditto Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears and the pretty one who married that footballer and judges The X Factor. There will be no more free designer handbags, or dinners at Nobu. The paparazzi will soon stop following you down the street. For there is a new woman in town, and her name is Sarah Brown."