DOES ANYONE HAVE STANISLAV, DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA INCENDERE, FROM MARCH 2OO8, ORIGINALLY ON ORDER-ORDER BUT ELSEWHERE, TOO?
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UPDATE. BELAY THAT; THANKS TO LILITH
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The chronicles of Ruin, continued. Call me Ishmael said....intelligence is knowing what to do when you don't know what to do. Anonymous said... When I don't know what to do,I come here. 10 September 2009 22:59
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Here it is.
What a gal, I was just gonna wibble about a couple of school kids down t'road who look like fine candidates to die pointlessly in some God forsaken sandpit using water pistols.
Lilith, I couldn't see any comments on any post in March '08?
Mr Smith, are you sure that email is still working properly? I keep getting a mail error, undeliverable.
Dear Mr Ish, Mr SB is right, your lavatar's inbox has been replaced by a trampoline. No matter thanks to lilith.
Saw the ghastly Ainsworth on last night's news. Trust there's a special (turn-of-the-century grammar school) room for him in ell where he'll be force-fed every fucking aitch he's ever dropped.
Sorry, I will check it, although as M. le Suisse is fond of remarking, I am to IT what a plague of locusts was to the Children of Israel.
You can bet that if Ainsworth ever says aitch he pronounces it haitch; these things shouldn't matter but in his case they do; takes an extreme degree of arseholeness to rouse my internal apostrophe jihadist but Ainsworth does it every time.
We should just be glad he hasn't got his finger on the nukeyoular button.
re: 'pro patria incendere'
yes, my good man, i have it in a beautiful 20-volume leatherbound edition, script illuminated in 18-carat gold and silver throughout, all expressed on finest vellum. given its historical significance, i can let you have it for a snip at 50k. each book in the set comes complete with a bloody great clasp, a bloody great lock, and a bloody great key - each mechanism individually ornate in an original mock-mediaeval style and of considerable (scrap) value in its own right. unfortunately i appear to have mislaid the master-key so you may be obliged to employ the services of a specialist antique locksmith to release the mysterious charms and spells which are harboured amongst the musty leaves. make jolly good doorstops tho. i pray that i may have been of some assistance.
Dear Mr long-forgotten dusty old tomes r us
Thanks very much but we have been fruitfully assisted in this by our associate in the West Country. If, however you have the stanislav one about the heated cock-drying apparautus for those who, post-urination, find themselves leaking,dribbling, in some cases, down the inside of their trouser legs, we might do some business; it appeared on order-order and i don't know if it went anywhere else; still, that's your department. I look forward to heaing from you.
Try here: http://aplumberslogic.blogspot.com/
Go to June 2nd 2008
Thanks for all that, daisy.
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