We are not and never have been truthful journalists, said owner Mr Rupert Corpse, we do what it says on the tin, and I can’t see what the fuss is all about.
Mr Rupert Murdoch,
Nobody complained when we supported those arseholes Tony and Imelda Blair or Baroness Mrs doo-lally, spank-those-naughty-boysThatcher, nobody complains that I employ half the Tory front bench and don’t pay any tax on my massive
Speaking on the BBC’s This Week, Mr Andy Jock,
with his great grand-daughter
a current employee of skymadeupnewsandfilth didn’t tell viewers that he and Mr Coulson are former colleagues; his reason for not telling people was that he didn’t want them to know.
It is not known if Mr Corpse has embarrassing stories on major and minor
Mr Kelvin McCunt,
formerly of skymadeupnewsandfilth and a complete head-to-toe arsehole with not a fibre of decency in his rotten, bloated, poxed-up body said the great British public got the press it deserved (only he said THEY deserved) and for once Fat Kev was right.