From skymadeupnewsandfilth’s ADAM LARD in GHANA
And I am joined here by His Holiness, The Emperor, Barack the FirstBlack etc etc, Your Black Grace, Good of You to spare us the time, I believe you know my employer, Rupert Corpse, and what he did for you in your Ascension to the White House and viewers and Mr Corpse will be curious to know how you are going to repay him for giving you the Emperorship.
MR RUPERT CORPSE, AN ELDERLY, NON TAX-PAYING, PHONE-TAPPING, LIFE-WRECKING ANTI- DEMOCRATIC BULLY, ONLY MOST PEOPLE SUCH AS MICHAEL PROTILLO ARE TOO FRIGHTENED TO SAY SO, PREFERRING TO BLAME OUR ILLS ON THE IMMIGRANTS AND NOT ON THIS HORRIBLE FUCKING BASTARD AND HIS EMPLOYEES SUCH AS KELVIN MCCUNT AND TONY BLAIR AND EVERYBODY REALLY WHO HAS A FILTHY SECRET OR TEN WHICH RUPERT KNOWS ABOUT. AND THEY CALL IT THE MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY. FUCK ME, THE MURDOCH NIGHTMARE IS THE STORY OF OUR TIME AND NO BASTARD PRINTS IT. MAY THE DEVIL SOON CALL HIM HOME.
Yo, motherfucker, and I, Obama, done dragged my ass over here to this sorry nigger shithole so’s I can tell some home truths to my ancestral nigger brethren and the first thing I can tell ‘em all is that they all can be like me, just look at me, a black, black nigger, black as the Ace of Spades and I’m done running the motherfucking show, y’know forty years ago my grandpappy couldna got hisself a blowjob on Capitol Hill, not without getting his black ass lynched and now my nigger brothers are starring in all the gangbang movies, well the one’s hung like donkeys is anyways, so that’s a mark a how far we all done come on the long march to freedom an equality, ten big black cocks gangbang granny pussy, now ain’t that better’n shufflin’ around singing My Eyes Done Seen The Glory A The Comin’ A The Lord ? Ain’t America wonderful ? Y’all know that pornography is America’s biggest industry, after killing niggers abroad, that is, and their kids, before they grow up to be Yankophobes, that's what your bloggers say, ain't it, kill them little fuckers in the crib so's ya don't have to kill 'em later and ain't that a proud US tradition, only good injun's a dead injun being the rallying cry a the last great hope for mankind, ie me, Obama; alright, they all ain’t proper niggers, these people gettin droned for democracy, most of ‘em’s wogs an’ fuzzy-wuzzies but the main thing is they ain’t white, like I nearly am. That sonofabitch Codger McCain’s still nursing his ass over the kicking I done give it, I know he’s a war hero and all, what with fighting at the Battle of Gettysburg but he’s still a proper honky and the time had come for a nigger capitalist president, yes sirreee, America is no longer gonna be run by white supremacist sonsafuckingbitches, well, not so’s you’d notice anyways, and if we’s gonna get all that oil from offa them wogs then a nigger president is just the thing….
But, Kenya, Your Serene Blackness, what’s your message to Kenya….?
Well, good of you to ask me that Adam, I think the agreed-in-advance questions are always the best, don’t you, motherfucker….?
Your Majesty, I am Yours to command………
Bet yo’ ass you are. See that big, bald, black niggerbastard over there, the one talking up his sleeve, you see him, you see that badass motherfucker ? Well his job is to shoot you fulla motherfucking dum-dum bullets if you so much as look at me wrong, y’only gotta twitch and my guys shoot you six ways to Christmas, you’ll have more holes in your ass than Bonnie and fucking Clyde, why, them mothers gonna empty their magazines in yo ass and take out another magazine and empty that mother in yo ass, too, just to make sure you’s one dead, fat, Limey motherfucking sonofafuckingbitch, you hear what I’m saying, white boy ? But Kenya, y’all know my Daddy done come from out of Africa ‘fore he went over to the Home of the Brave and give my momma the benefit a that ole time religion, bounce me, Jesus on the big black cock of Africa, Hallelujah, save me, Lord and then done run away and left my momma and my grandmomma to raise me best they could........
You are an inspiration to the whole world, my Lord, please piss in my face, right here on skymadeupnewsandfilth, and do me great honour, I know that you are doing that in a very real sense....
'Sokay, Adam, I keep that holy juice fo ma bitch Gordon...
Yes, Your Worship, about the prime minister........
Well, just as long as he keeps sending his troops out there to contribute to my re-election why then he's one good bitch, won't help his own election much but leastways we won't have to get the CIA releasing what they know about him and he can always have a job at the World Bank, seein' as how if he goes back on the Northern Reservation thsy'll lynch the sonofabitch; d'ya think, Adam, he'll dump the beard when it's all over, y'know, the one with the hairy legs and the flat shoes, looks like a dog up on its hindlegs, wotsername.....?
Her name, Excellency, is Sarah-George, and I couldn't possibly say but yes, of course he will...
Anyway, Kenya, may be my ancestral home but them niggers gotta stop sittin' round the kraal, singing Paul Simon songs and drinkin' mealie beer while the squaws are all herdin' the cows and fetchin' the water on top their heads and shovin' fuckin' bones through their Godamned fucking noses, I mean, them niggers ain't never gonna get on no Obama fucking family reunion photos hangin' up in the Oval Office, I mean, nigger, how'd it be if the Empress, Mrs Obama, was to show up at a reception dressed like that, fucking bones in her nose and a mess a rings round her elong-fuckin-gated neck like she was a fucking ostrich or a fucking giraffe and her head fulla motherfucking feathers and a coupla little pickaninnies sucking for all they's worth on her titties? No, motherfucker, my mesage to these dumb nigger bastards is that they can have it all, they can have opportunities, only I ain't gonna give 'em to 'em. They gotta sweat a bit, for the Man, just like I done........I cain't give 'em no more handouts, I'm sick a nigger cousins and second cousins coming up to me in Nairobi and sayin Yo bro' lay some bread on me, man, I is sick with that shit, they need to get themselves some wealthy backers, like I done and run a smooth motherfucking campaign and then they can fly round the world in a big fuck off Airforce Fucking One jet and save the motherfucking environment. I ain't got nothing for them niggers but, as the great Tony Blair said, blood, sweat and tears, it ain't the end of the beginning, it ain't even the beginning of the beginning, these dumbas nigger fucks ain't got oil and they ain't got nukes, so fuck 'em . Just because y'all was slaves, don't mean we owe ya nothin'. An don't try and bust into the USA or we'll blow your Goddamned nigger asses to Hell and back
They gotta sweat a bit, was, really, what he said, Obama. He wasn't referring to the nefarious bankers of GlobaCorp whom he has indemnified and rewarded, he wasn't referring to the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld war criminals, sitting on fortunes stolen from US taxpayers, their crimes now airbrushed away, nor to the murderous Blair-Straw-Campbell-Hoon-Brown axis of evil, all of whom should be on a chain gang somewhere; no, it was the poor, at home and abroad, who had to sweat a bit, the rich, why Lordamercy and Snakes Alive, they done put me where I am, done pullin' my strings mornin' noon and night, well, for them, it was business as usual, shittin in the faces a poor folks, the world over.
An' I sure hope all that keeps Mr Rupert Corpse singing my praises, which was the purpose of the gig, eh, Adam?
Mr Emperor, I cannot tell you how much of a grovelling worthless piece of shit I am.
Ya don't have to, son, ya don't have to.
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down,
Yea, and we wept, when we rememberd Zion.
Yea, and we wept, when we rememberd Zion.