The Blair Foundation announced today the introduction of the Imelda Cross, an honour to be awarded to those who have distinguished themselves in the fields of lying, blackmail, bribery, deceit, corruption and mass murder.
All members of parliament are to receive their medals immediately from the Empress Imelda Blair-Booth-Slotgob, herself. Imelda's paid best friend has let it be known that Her Serenity's fee for this service will be awarded to charity, ie herself. Below, Imelda's husband, Tony, sports an earlier medal given him for cowardice by some American gangsters.
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