It depends what you mean by sex, Bill

Party? There was no Party.

It's how you define it. Party, that's not what I call a party.

 

Now, that's a party. 

Time to shuttup about parties. I deeply regret, er, being caught out in a bare-faced lie. Allegra has really let me down. Eheu.

Instead, look at me in my hat cracking down on drugs.