Friday 17 December 2021

Caption Contest

 



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shall we get the bleedin obvious out of the way first?

"serious face...serious face...serious face...phwoooarr, bloody great big horn, and I gottit, baby...serious face...serious face..."

v./

Mike said...

Boris: "Whoever persuaded me to stand here with this, and then expose myself to the acid wit of the Ismaelites, well you can forget invites to my Christmas party, and no knighthoods in the New Year honours."

Anonymous said...

"si monumentum...ah, monumental horn, even, aha, ahem...requiris, ah, circum - some might say spaff incontinently, ah, spice..."

v./

Anonymous said...

"I'll prick your balloon, Helen Morgan le Fay, with my mighty er er long sharp thing."

well i declare said...

one of those embarrassing moments at customs

timbuktu tusk said...

fuck me, take a drag on that

le marquis de sardines-sarnies said...

just a little something for brigitte to strap on, monsieur le président

frost-free fuckwit said...

it gives one such a deep sense of history to hold hitler's cryonically preserved nob

le marquis de sardine-sarnies said...

just a little something for brigitte to strap on, monsieur le président

Mike said...

They don't like it up 'em.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fworldanimalsvoice.files.wordpress.com%2F2019%2F05%2Fmatador-am-arsch-gespitzt-jpg.jpg%3Fw%3D845&f=1&nofb=1

the importance of being educated at eton said...

i have nothing to declare but my phallus

and i don't know anything about the tiger, honest

national buffoon's christmas vaxation said...

are you sure this is the right hypodermic for the jab, nurse?

mcgeronimo's marxist-leninist ghost - in limbo said...

is this a left-over from cummings' packed lunch which i see before me?