tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post5015137497718198384..comments2024-03-28T16:31:27.365+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: Caption Contestcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-84146021903113916862021-12-20T04:45:26.801+00:002021-12-20T04:45:26.801+00:00is this a left-over from cummings' packed lunc...is this a left-over from cummings' packed lunch which i see before me?mcgeronimo's marxist-leninist ghost - in limbonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-31423544128975023592021-12-20T03:30:58.871+00:002021-12-20T03:30:58.871+00:00are you sure this is the right hypodermic for the ...are you sure this is the right hypodermic for the jab, nurse?national buffoon's christmas vaxationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-9695695172957921282021-12-20T03:17:39.764+00:002021-12-20T03:17:39.764+00:00i have nothing to declare but my phallus
and i do...i have nothing to declare but my phallus<br /><br />and i don't know anything about the tiger, honestthe importance of being educated at etonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-25452447799063550202021-12-19T03:20:34.237+00:002021-12-19T03:20:34.237+00:00They don't like it up 'em.
https://extern...They don't like it up 'em.<br /><br />https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fworldanimalsvoice.files.wordpress.com%2F2019%2F05%2Fmatador-am-arsch-gespitzt-jpg.jpg%3Fw%3D845&f=1&nofb=1Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-55287969357558752021-12-19T03:02:56.998+00:002021-12-19T03:02:56.998+00:00just a little something for brigitte to strap on, ...just a little something for brigitte to strap on, monsieur le présidentle marquis de sardine-sarniesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-10917441108121459492021-12-19T02:58:56.801+00:002021-12-19T02:58:56.801+00:00it gives one such a deep sense of history to hold ...it gives one such a deep sense of history to hold hitler's cryonically preserved nobfrost-free fuckwitnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-71158964408144035432021-12-19T02:15:11.948+00:002021-12-19T02:15:11.948+00:00just a little something for brigitte to strap on, ...just a little something for brigitte to strap on, monsieur le présidentle marquis de sardines-sarniesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-60643203592812803862021-12-19T01:11:28.342+00:002021-12-19T01:11:28.342+00:00fuck me, take a drag on thatfuck me, take a drag on thattimbuktu tusknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-22575199906635777422021-12-19T00:55:19.901+00:002021-12-19T00:55:19.901+00:00one of those embarrassing moments at customsone of those embarrassing moments at customswell i declarenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86300181904039802812021-12-17T23:05:39.235+00:002021-12-17T23:05:39.235+00:00"I'll prick your balloon, Helen Morgan le..."I'll prick your balloon, Helen Morgan le Fay, with my mighty er er long sharp thing."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19931229201252028392021-12-17T22:47:33.977+00:002021-12-17T22:47:33.977+00:00"si monumentum...ah, monumental horn, even, a..."si monumentum...ah, monumental horn, even, aha, ahem...requiris, ah, circum - some might say spaff incontinently, ah, spice..."<br /><br />v./Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-44721803185073599872021-12-17T22:00:47.427+00:002021-12-17T22:00:47.427+00:00Boris: "Whoever persuaded me to stand here w...Boris: "Whoever persuaded me to stand here with this, and then expose myself to the acid wit of the Ismaelites, well you can forget invites to my Christmas party, and no knighthoods in the New Year honours."Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-11066576484554817742021-12-17T17:48:59.595+00:002021-12-17T17:48:59.595+00:00Shall we get the bleedin obvious out of the way fi...Shall we get the bleedin obvious out of the way first?<br /><br />"serious face...serious face...serious face...phwoooarr, bloody great big horn, and I gottit, baby...serious face...serious face..."<br /><br />v./Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com