I have to keep fit
We like to dress down once or twice a year, I don't wear a tie and she doesn't shave her legs. Or her upper lip.
(voice from the Other Side) Piss off, you horrible fucking bastard.
Actually, I'm a bit of a warlord myself, in my own country, England.
And I think, Senator,when you become President Codger McCain, you should run America this way.
Is this the fruitcake, always jerking-off, escaped off the Northern Reservation? Wossat? He ain't even a proper Limey, a renegade Scotchman? Be like having a Goddamned Mexican sonofabitch in the White House. What's that thing he's doin', with his kisser, Fuck me, Jesus, looks like his whole Goddamned face is just gonna fall in half; ain't they got no doctors in Limeyland, sort this bastard out?
otherwise they diss you. And then batter them with a mobile 'phone.
Would you like to be in my government
I could make you a czar of something?
have them this big...I don't suppose..
No....well, no harm in asking.
If you say so, Honky.
but I'll be up at three-thirty,
thinking of new ways to do the right thing
for the country.