Showing posts with label TONY AND IMELDA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TONY AND IMELDA. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

COMET NEWS. BLAIR: WE SIMPLY MUST INVADE.


 
The news that a probe has landed on a distant comet has alarmed the Peace industry.
 

Peepul ov  Christian Earth, as your leading peace envoy,  I simply say,  that after my success, in the Middle East, where, y'know, lets face it,  there's simply never been, quite so much peace, I have, I must say, grave misgivings, about the comet landing. 

And I simply say to you, that those peepul, the peepul ov the comet, have, according to my best intelligence, intelligence, I might say, quite brilliantly invented, made-up,  no less, by  the world's leading bi-curious, manic depressive, dispomaniacal pornoghrapher and  intelligence expert, Mr Big Ali Campbell, 
 
ably assisted by the most currupt ever Joint Chief of the Intelligence Services, 
 
 Don't blame me, I just wrote what I was told, wouldn't you, for a knighthood?

Sir Johnny Scarlett-Liar,  I have intelligfence which proves, beyond a doubt,  that the comet-Islamists, have weapons of mass destruction,
 up there,  
 
 yes, up there, in space,  capable ov, destroying the Earth, within forty-five minutes, unless, I am paid, one hundred million pounds, cash, no cheques.  And a drink for Imelda, too.

 
Go on, Tony,  chuck, 
we can clean up on this one.

I simply say, peepul of Earth, 
that the galactic language of Peace is war;  total annihilation, it's the only thing that extraterrestrial things understand.
Kill! Burn! Destroy!

 

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

DANGEROUS NUTTER ALERT. ONE HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS BACK


 Former prime minister Tony Murder.

 I wanna see blood, guts, things hanging in my teeth, burned babies, tortured children;  I wanna see marines gangbanging dusky begging-for-it teenagers, skoolzanozpitals bombed and burning; I wanna see raghead fathers carrying their dead brats in their arms, I love that shit.
 I have only one priority, 
Annihilation, Annihilation, Anihilation.


 The case for capital punishment was re-awakened today by the appearance in public of war envoy, Tony Blair, an employee of GlobaDeath Corp.  Speaking at a fundraiser for himself and his vulgar trollop, Imelda,

 
 Tony and Imelda jeer at Decency.

the mass murderer said, Look, I simply say that we have to attack the ragheads or I'm out of a job.  Surely we can all agree about this.

I'm a pretty, straight guy, even though they called me Miranda in chambers when I was pretending to be a lawyer, so, Look, all I would say is, Would I lie to you?
  
 That'll be a hundred thousand pounds, please; 
no, no, we don't do receipts, had you forgotten? 

A prominent British organised crime family poses for the cameras. 

I think the entire country, well me, anyway, and my brother, owe Tony Murder a great debt of wotsaname. Promotion that's it, promotion beyond, way beyond our merits or abilities.  Mr Snot, too, we are all in his debt, only it's probly best not to say so.

Labour, the party of the Killing Class.

Friday, 11 February 2011

THE GOSPEL ACORDING TO TONY. AND IMELDA. FROM THE SERMON TO THE CHICAGOANS, 1999


Yet just as with the parable of the individuals and the talents, so those nations which have the power, have the responsibility. We need you engaged. We need the dialogue with you. Europe over time will become stronger and stronger; but its time is some way off as  I am not yet in charge.

I say to you: never fall again for the doctrine of isolationism. The world cannot afford it. Stay a country, outward-looking, with the vision and imagination that is in your nature. And realise that in Britain you have a friend and an ally that will stand with you, work with you, fashion with you the design of a future built on peace and prosperity for all, which is the only dream that makes humanity worth preserving. Only not for the Egyptians, obviously;  or the Palestinians. Fuck, no;  more'n my job's worth, that shit.

Saturday, 5 February 2011

FROM SKYMADEUPNEWSANDFILTH. DEMOCRACY, THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, AND HOW THEY ARE BEST MANAGED. A CATHOLIC SPEAKS ABOUT OUTDATED, FUNDAMENTALIST RELIGIONS.

Lest we forget the infinite hues and cadences of hypocrisy; lest we forget their thrice-over appeal to our fellows. lest we forget the fearful mayhem and slaughter cloaked in Look, y'know, I'm a pretty, straight guy.

Friday, 28 January 2011

Monday, 14 June 2010

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE.

MYSTERY BRIBE IN MIDDLE EAST

Usual account, is it, Tony?
That'll be kosher, Benjy, only don't tell Imelda, Oi Vay!

Mr Tony DeathWhore4Sale is seen, above, doing a deal with Israeli godfather, Benjy NetanNazi which will see a few more millions of dollars flowing into his Swiss bank account.

Mr Blair, Middle East representative of HaliburtonWarCorpULike and GangstersIncFormer USSR, has appeared on the BBC 's JesusFuckingWeptNewsService, saying that Isimplysay, peepulovBritun, that however much I hoover-up for sending our troops to the assistance of my very good friend and employer, George Bush, it is not enough. Look, decent British servicemen and women got killed in that peace-keeping operation and I deserve more than a poxy twenty million or two in return.

Look, I mean, if it wasn't for me that war wouldna happened, so,  now, lets be fair, if Benjy the Fink wants me to mumble a few incoherent promises about justice in the Middle East,  well, why shouldn't I, 'slong as the price is right? That's what I'm here for.

"For people like myself it would be far better if we were engaging with Hamas constructively and getting money off both sides. The difficulty is when Hamas are still prepared to say 'we don't give up the use of violence ...'," he said, acting for the most violent nation on Earth and it's MiddleEastOil proxy, The NazisOfJerusalem.

"I hope they decide they do want to be part of it (the peace process) because the door is open if they want to go through it," he added, with his winning sixth-former smile. "And get shot through the forehead at close range, on the other side."

And may I simply say to your listeners that if they have any peacekeeping they want done, or people killing, then I still have some connections.  That'll be fifteen hundred guineas, please.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SPINNED, AND SPINNED AND SPINNED.


Regrets? Well, I simply say, in a very real sense,
I've had a few
.


This was before I became a catholic so it doesn't count in God's eyes.
Even if it was a bit salty in mine.


Gave her ideas, mad cow. Not that I would ever do anything wrong.

I mean, I simply say, would you.....

Risk your Saint Thomas Aquinas in there?


I mean, possessed by Satan, or what.

Well, Sir John and Sir Roderick and Baroness Useless, I rest my case. No offence to you, Baroness.



Look, I've told you, how many more times, she's mad as a fucking hatter. And everytime I hustle ten million bucks off DeathCorp she wants another ten million. I mean how'm I supposed to defeat Ay Cue and invade Iran with this money-grubbing witch on my arse all the time? Lord Chancellor should strike her off.


Her Honour, Mrs Justice SlotGob, QC

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Saturday, 30 January 2010

WHAT THE 'PAPERS SAY, CHILCOT LORDS AND LADIES, AS MUCH UTILITY AS A CHOCOLATE KETTLE

From the Daily Filth-O-Graph

One of the Coalition of the Angry, protesting outside the Chilcot Festival, God bless them. Blair, doubtless listening to God and the board of JP Morgan, ducked in and out of the back of the building, avoiding his critics, rather like a dictator does, or a terrorist.

This from George Pitcher, the Religion Editor of Filth-O-Graph Media.

.......... Blair is Pontius Pilate.

Gone is the faux-sincerity, the stumbling, regular-bloke, misunderstood-saviour performance of the Fern Britton interview. Blair is the pragmatic, real-politik, local leader in the extended American empire. Washington is his Rome and he must do right by it. In other words, he is not cast as the persecuted Jesus Christ in this scenario, as he tried with Fern Britton. He is Pontius Pilate now.

He took the decision to bomb Baghdad because “it was the right thing to do” and he gives every impression of having washed his hands, like Pilate, of that action, which has cost at least 100,000 innocent civilian lives. He seems to keep saying, referring to his notes, that “I have written what I have written.” He feared that the one figure of Saddam Hussein (with whom of course I make no comparison with the Christ) could lead to a dangerous revolution in the region and that the removal of him would prevent that danger. That threat “had to be dealt with”, but what Pontius Blair can’t have anticipated is that his assassination and persecution of an invaded people would lead to a new zealotry for the cause that he tried to destroy, with martyrs prepared to lay down their lives for it – as 7/7 in London demonstrated.

Blair, like Pontius Pilate, was a frightened man, caught between competing powers, who tried to ingratiate himself with the imperial power and was prepared to sacrifice innocent life to do so. He expected it to be a temporary incident that would soon be forgotten, just a question of dealing with an irritating local trouble-maker, and an action that would play well and further his career with those he saw as his masters. As he said today: “You can distance yourself from America, but you’ll find it’s a long way back.” Replace America with Rome and it’s something Pilate could have said. And he can’t have known how wrong that judgment was, how much it would come back to haunt him.

All we need to learn now is that Cherie had a disturbing dream and warned him against his unlawful killing.

Be a long cold day in Hell, George, before we learn that, Imelda was ram-battering the defences of Labour wives before the vote on the Invasion; c'mon girls, persuade hubby to vote for bombing those little wog bastards in their cradles; I'm a human rights lawyer, y'know.

Imelda Booth-Blair, QC, wife of former PM, Tony Liar.

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Jackie Ashley, of the Guardian is one of BBC journalist, Andrew Marr's, wives and a staunch Blairite, Brownite and we must assume, given his infidelity and his fathering injucted children with other women, a Marrite

...........the key point came early in the afternoon. The former attorney general, Lord Goldsmith, had told the inquiry that he believed individual states, not just the United Nations, could declare Iraq to be in breach of Resolution 1441. So Lord Goldsmith has asked Tony Blair if he considered this were the case, and only after getting an answer in the affirmative did he change his legal advice. To an extent, Goldsmith was laying responsibility for the legal decision with Blair, while Blair claimed it lay with Goldsmith. Yet the inquiry failed to follow up this line of questioning.

And even after Lord Goldsmith's advice had "evolved" (inquiry-speak for somersaulted), the attorney general had hardly given a ringing endorsement of the case for war. He said "a reasonable case" could be made for going to war without a second UN resolution, but added that he would be confident of holding up that view in a court of law. What we really wanted to know was why Tony Blair still went ahead despite that half-hearted support from his key legal adviser, but again, the panel didn't press him.

By mid-afternoon the former prime minister knew he had escaped. The remaining questions about post-invasion planning were never going to trouble him. It was just like watching Blair at prime minister's questions, swatting away his inquisitors, absolutely certain he was right. He may have had some sleepless nights ahead of today's appearance but he didn't need to lose a wink.

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THE DAILY FILTH-O-MAIL was less measured and probably more in tune with the wider public, most of whom are now paying hugely for the Brown-Blair Bubble.

There was uproar and shouts of 'liar' and ' murderer' as bereaved relatives in the public gallery of the QEII conference centre in Westminster realised they were not going to receive the apology for which they had waited all day.

There was no hint of remorse.

Indeed, Mr Blair even suggested the world should be grateful to him.

Saddam had been a 'monster' and it had been right to remove him even to prevent the 'possibility' that he could acquire weapons of mass destruction.

He warned that Iran's nuclear weapons programme now poses an even greater threat.

And, in an apparent rebuke to Gordon Brown and Barack Obama, suggested that if he was still in power he would be championing military action.

On a dramatic day of evidence, Mr Blair:

  • Revealed he decided soon after 9/11 to back the U.S. in whatever action it took;
  • Said a second UN resolution was politically desirable but not legally necessary;
  • Defended his claim that evidence for Saddam's weapons of mass destruction was 'beyond doubt' and insisted he had believed it;
  • Admitted the infamous claim that Saddam's WMD could be deployed within 45 minutes should have been corrected;
  • Revealed he rejected a last-minute offer of a 'way out' from the U.S., which said the UK did not need to send ground troops.
  • Mr Blair, in what is likely to be his last major appearance on the international stage, arrived by the back entrance to the centre, apparently to avoid a crowd of protesters outside.

As he began his evidence, he looked uncharacteristically nervous, with his hands shaking.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247185/Youre-liar-murderer-screamed-Fury-public-gallery-Blair-says-I-regret.html#ixzz0e3RhZ6hL

Our old friemd, Field Marshal Max Hastings, VC, of Port Stanley was more succinct in his forecast of events:

Saying that Blair had destroyed pur standing in the world for a generation, plucky Sir Max continued:

Bush and Blair achieved spiritual fellowship.

(Bush and Blair) were alike fortified by believing they had divine endorsement for their actions, especially when mere political colleagues and their nations were showing doubt. The great thing about consulting God is that He - or She, as Cherie would say - is unlikely to answer back, or at least not this side of the grave.

I do not believe the Chilcot Inquiry has a cat's chance of landing a killer blow on Blair, either during his evidence or in its report. He will insist, as he has always insisted, that he truly believed Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

He will almost certainly repeat what his creature Alastair Campbell has already defiantly testified to the panel: that he would adopt the same course again tomorrow, in the same circumstances.

Unless he breaks down in tears, an unlikely eventuality, that line will protect him from an unequivocal guilty verdict.

'Don't raise your hopes, Ali. I doubt if Blair will be sent down here today.'

'Don't raise your hopes, Ali. I doubt if Blair will be sent down here today.'

We must be realistic about public attitudes to Blair and Iraq. The British people are not nearly as angry as they should be.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1246928/Dont-expect-contrition-man-deceit-cost-lives-crippled-standing-world-generation.html#ixzz0e3T4c9gu







Friday, 29 January 2010

NOTHING WAS DELIVERED

my judgement


my decision

my thinking

my opinion

my conscience

his limbs, thank fuck,
I need mine to count my money
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Tuesday, 27 October 2009

CRIMEWATCH ITALIA


REPEAT OFFENDERS ON ITALIAN CRIME SPREE


Three prominent members of the New World Mafia enjoy a last few moments of freedom. Listen, says, Napalm Tony, I am a pretty, straight guy; just because all my mates are going to jail doesn't mean I can't be Emperor of Europe. And anyway, my bitch, Imelda, is a brilliant lawyer, she says so herself.
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Friday, 31 July 2009

FROM HER MAJESTY’S STATIONERY OFFICE, DECEMBER 2010


THE REPORT

OF THE PUBLIC ENQUIRY
INTO THE GLORIOUS AND HUMANITARIAN INVASION OF IRAQ

AND INTO THE BENEFITS WHICH HAVE ACCRUED
NOT ONLY TO THE SURVIVING PEOPLE OF IRAQ
BUT TO THE WHOLE OF MANKIND

CHAIRED BY

HIS EXCELLENCY LORD CHILCOTT
OF
THE BAHAMAS

PREAMBLE

My Committee, every last one of them members of the Establishment and all shortly to receive peerages and directorships in keeping with their sacrifice found as follows.

1, CASSUS BELLUS

We found that, try as we might, we could find absolutely no reason for the UK to engage in an illegal invasion of a sovereign state which had shown us no belligerence. This does not mean that it was wrong to so do. Sometimes there may be reasons for such action but we just don’t know what they are and it is up to God to judge Mr Blair. We therefore acquit HM Government of doing anything wrong. As you knew we would. Because, fuck me, you don't expect me to tell the whole fucking world that our former prime minister is a cheap crook and a warmongering bastard. Now do you ?

2, CIVILIAN CASUALTIES

That many Iraqi civilians were killed or wounded or made refugee or tortured is, we feel, sophistry; these things happen in wars, especially illegal ones and those so bereaved, injured, uprooted or mistreated should think twice before becoming involved, they have no-one to blame but themselves and certainly not President Blair.

3, THE AFTERMATH

The Committee has concluded that Mr Blair should remain as President of Europe and we should all forget about all this shit, draw a line in the sand and move forward to our peerages.

4, THE SERVICE PERSONNEL

The considered opinion of the Committee was Fuck ‘em, can’t stand the heat, stay out the fucking kitchen.

5, RECOMMENDATIONS

1, In any future wars started by Mr Blair on behalf of his employers in the United States we, the Committee, would like to be, so to speak, in at the ground floor, on a percentage from the get-go, this will help all concerned to get their stories straight, well in advance of the exhaustive and far-reaching cover up. Like this one.

2, The nation should acknowledge the sacrifice made by the Empress, Imelda Blair and gift to her, in gratitude, Buckingham Palace, having first throwh Her former Majesty out on her arse.

Long Live The Emperor.

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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

MORE TONY, SOMETIMES SATAN COMES AS A MAN OF PEACE.

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THE ENEMY WITHIN.

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In the appraoch to the illegal invasion of Iraq, NewLabour propaganda echoed Mad dog Thatcher’s description of ordinary people as the “enemy within”, describing the threatened firefighters strike as a threat to national security at a time when the country was on the eve of murderously blitzing the Iraqi population.

The firefighters, for charging into burning buildings, sought a wage of thirty grand, less than half that of the crooks troughing in Westminster, a fraction of those worthies' bloated, total takings.

Both parties, typically, condemned the firefighters' demands.

Today, in Edinburgh, thirty-five year old enemy within, Ewan Williamson, killed on duty, was seen off by comrades from all over the world.

Tony Blair, twenty million pounds richer, is still setting the world on fire.


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