Showing posts with label IRAQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IRAQ. Show all posts

Monday, 10 August 2009

WHAT THE PAPERS SAY. TORTURE, THE NEW ENLIGHTENMENT.

LYING BASTARD SPEAKS OUT


One of Britain’s most senior bent spooks, Mr John Tosser,

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JOHN SCARLETT, ONE OF BLAIR'S PLAYTHINGS, SWEETIE.

insisted today that none of the unintelligence services would torture suspects, or wogs just lifted off the street, unless they could make-up a very good reason for doing so.

Mr Kim Nutter Howells MP, of GayWales Labour, a former communist, a former minister and a complete arsehole

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MACHO KIM

said that his Torture committee had been looking into the matter of torture, there hadn’t been any and if anyone said there had, he growled in his manly baritone, they would soon find themselves wired-up to the national grid, their balls in a vice. We’ll keep a welcome in the hillsides, alright, only not the kind you’d want. We have to torture people otherwise the IRA and the animal rightists and the wogs will be blowing our arses off.

Mr Scarlett, who distinguished himself by his fictional account of Iraqi WMD, said that his priority was the maintainance of the liberal democracy which his department was working so hard to subvert and make totalitarian. It is only by having a police state that we can preserve your freedoms for you.

Mr Tosser said that his remarks had the full approval in advance of Mr Ali Campbell, the famous bisexual, drunk depressive who had in fact written them, just like all the false Iraq war stuff which led to his, Scarlett’s, promotion. And the deaths of probably millions. But we won’t linger on that. The peerage is in the post. And the oil well.

"Dr." Kim Howell’s remarks as quoted in the Daily Heffer:

"So I'm very worried that these calls for judicial inquiries and so on are really treating the intelligence agencies as guilty until proven innocent and that's very, very dangerous for the security of this country." Mr Howells said "no government on Earth" could guarantee that prisoners who had been picked up and held in another country had not had their human rights abused in some way. But, he added: "If we don't have that information from other intelligence agencies, how can you be sure that there aren't jihadists who are trying to murder citizens on the street or Irish republicans who want to blow people to pieces in order to further their cause? You have no way of knowing that."

The mindset of a Labour MP is wonderful to perceive. Cunt. Here, Mr Torture Howells MP poses with his chums.

(from the Guardian)

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“It's a measure of how utterly out of touch and contemptuous New Labour apparatchiks are towards their own party - let alone wider progressive opinion - that the foreign office minister Kim Howells not only thought it a good idea to pose for a picture with a Colombian general linked to rightwing death squads and an army unit accused of killing trade unionists - but then proudly posted it on his department's website”


So that's it then. No more torture. Unless we have to.

Friday, 31 July 2009

FROM HER MAJESTY’S STATIONERY OFFICE, DECEMBER 2010


THE REPORT

OF THE PUBLIC ENQUIRY
INTO THE GLORIOUS AND HUMANITARIAN INVASION OF IRAQ

AND INTO THE BENEFITS WHICH HAVE ACCRUED
NOT ONLY TO THE SURVIVING PEOPLE OF IRAQ
BUT TO THE WHOLE OF MANKIND

CHAIRED BY

HIS EXCELLENCY LORD CHILCOTT
OF
THE BAHAMAS

PREAMBLE

My Committee, every last one of them members of the Establishment and all shortly to receive peerages and directorships in keeping with their sacrifice found as follows.

1, CASSUS BELLUS

We found that, try as we might, we could find absolutely no reason for the UK to engage in an illegal invasion of a sovereign state which had shown us no belligerence. This does not mean that it was wrong to so do. Sometimes there may be reasons for such action but we just don’t know what they are and it is up to God to judge Mr Blair. We therefore acquit HM Government of doing anything wrong. As you knew we would. Because, fuck me, you don't expect me to tell the whole fucking world that our former prime minister is a cheap crook and a warmongering bastard. Now do you ?

2, CIVILIAN CASUALTIES

That many Iraqi civilians were killed or wounded or made refugee or tortured is, we feel, sophistry; these things happen in wars, especially illegal ones and those so bereaved, injured, uprooted or mistreated should think twice before becoming involved, they have no-one to blame but themselves and certainly not President Blair.

3, THE AFTERMATH

The Committee has concluded that Mr Blair should remain as President of Europe and we should all forget about all this shit, draw a line in the sand and move forward to our peerages.

4, THE SERVICE PERSONNEL

The considered opinion of the Committee was Fuck ‘em, can’t stand the heat, stay out the fucking kitchen.

5, RECOMMENDATIONS

1, In any future wars started by Mr Blair on behalf of his employers in the United States we, the Committee, would like to be, so to speak, in at the ground floor, on a percentage from the get-go, this will help all concerned to get their stories straight, well in advance of the exhaustive and far-reaching cover up. Like this one.

2, The nation should acknowledge the sacrifice made by the Empress, Imelda Blair and gift to her, in gratitude, Buckingham Palace, having first throwh Her former Majesty out on her arse.

Long Live The Emperor.

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