Stuffed? Done up like a Kipper?

 Is this the woman who will bring down Daddy Pig?

Wrong Helen Morgan. This one was a singer.

This Helen Morgan. The one that's very pleased with herself.

Very nearly as rude as Angela Raynor, this Helen Morgan is the one who had to serially apologise to Priti Patel, who had tweeted about clamping down on small boats bearing would-be migrants, for her riposte in dubious taste: "please tear up your copy of Goebbels' manual; it is most unbecoming of one of The Great Offices of State."

Morgan's speech on winning the seat is hardly an example of graciousness in victory:

"Tonight the people of North Shropshire have spoken on behalf of the British people.
"They have said, loudly and clearly, ‘Boris Johnson, the party is over’.
“Your Government, run on lies and bluster, will be held accountable. It will be scrutinised, it will be challenged and it can and will be defeated."

So there we are. With his rebellious back-benchers biting at his heels, his legislation passed only because Sir Keir kindly gave him a helping hand, thus allowing aforesaid back benchers to play up, OmniCromm simply not killing enough people to distract from Wallpapergate, Partygate, Sleazegate and LetsHelpOurChumOwenAvoidSuspension gate, and now this LibDem totty winning a safe Conservative seat - well, its been in the family for 200 years now, until Owen rather took things for granted; Boris is probably looking forward to his Christmas break. Suitably distanced, PPE'd and definitely no more parties ever again.

Don't worry, Boris. This usually happens in by-elections, gives the lieges the opportunity to have a little kick at the Government of the day.They'll still vote the Conservatives back in, at the proper election. Even if they don't start out Tory, they'll soon become Tory - just look at Tory Blair.