Tuesday 20 April 2010

WHAT AGE IS OLD?

These two old parties.  Bouyed-up by the idiot vote,  that's all they can say, the Liberals. Yet, it was only at the last General Election, that TV Charlie,  the pisshead,

hailed his success in getting them their best result in a century.

 This is from the Scottish Liberal Democrats Website

Biography:  Charles Kennedy is the former Leader of the Liberal Democrats who, at the 2005 General Election achieved the best result the party and its predecessors had enjoyed since 1923, winning 62 seats.

  There was a vainglorious party-politica hiatus in the 'seventies when a Gang of Four Squabbling Grotesques,  Doctor David Owen, Shirley Williams, Bill Rogers and Roy Jenkins, all right-wing Labour MPs, left the party to set up another, the Social Democrat Party, split the Left and ushered-in the past thirty years of Blatcherism.  Unable to coalesce round a nascent Social Democrat movement dogged by the ego of the revolting, smirking Owen, the SDP swiftly launched itself parasitically on the then Liberal Party, led by the entirely ineffectual, over-dressed gabshite, David Steel and a merger ensued. The SDLP, though the Social Democratic and Liberal Party was stillborn, Owen, unable to completely dominate the new party, flouncing off into a political wilderness. The unspeakable Williams and Roy Jenkins, for all his own vanity the best Labour Home Secretary of modern times, clung to the wreckage of the SDLP as it reverted to its former self, plus one word, The Liberal Democrat Party. Rodgers disappeared.



So, aside from this disastrous,  failed merger, which may as well never have happened,  the Liberal Party remains the  same party which was founded in the mid-nineteenth century, long before both  the Labour Party and the modern Conservative  Party, it is historically an affiliation of unpleasant homosexuals, militant vegetarians, end of the world is nigh-ers, Highlands and Islands neanderthals and impudent upstarts like Nick Clegg. they play dirty politics because they are dirty, tainted, North and South of the Border by sharing Labour's rank, enseam-ed bed. That, historically, their leadership is personally dirty and tainted is well documented.


It is high time that some of our constellation of political commentators pointed-out that when Clegg talks about These two old parties he actually means These two parties, younger than my own, which have actually, unlike mine,  won power. Clegg is a sour,  whining prick. And a liar

8 comments:

mrs narcolept said...

David Steel, I had forgotten him but it's all coming back to me now: a particularly unfortunate hairdo and a penchant for those flashy Jermyn Street shirts with white collars. Go back to your homes, he said, and prepare for being completely ignored, as usual.

call me ishmael said...

We have never been rid of him, mrs n, up here in the best part of England. Can't trust anyone who wears those kind of shirts.

His wife couldn't trust him either but it was all a big mistake and he hadn't really done anything wrong, even though he had.

Anonymous said...

What you missed out on the revolting gang of 4 was that the twats waited till the elections before they fucked off thus allowing that digusting, gutless, self serving welsh bastard to become leader. Mind you he has been well paid for selling out as well as his fat fucking mate (I'll spray that again) Hattersley so has Gladys even his son has his snout in the trough of public money. He is "working" in Moscow for the fake charity the British Council. As you so rightly say up against the wall motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

But the people love him, the very people into whose hands you wish power to be delivered. Your rhetoric amounts to teaching chiaroscuro to the blind, counterpoint to the deaf, tango to the paraplegic; it would be touching, were it not all so bitter.

call me ishmael said...

And yours,clodhopping, laboured and leaden, is neither; the would-be scholarly anonymati, what are you like, eh? You can't hide your lying eyes; good to see you back.

lilith said...

Hurrah! TDG is back :-)

lilith said...

Liberal leaders have always been a bit scary/gross. Thorpe looked like a ghoul to me as a kid. And Paddy Ashdown, eyes permanently lidded and squinting. Owen was a an early version of Blair, Balls, Brown. So in love with himself and professionally political that the radio got switched off before he could finish a sentence.

call me ishmael said...

Hurrah! TDG is back :-)

Careful, Lilith, he despises any expression of affection.