EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY.
YOUNG PARENT BROWN, AT BAY.
Snotty's friends at the Guardian are saying he will defy a post-defeat coup attempt seeking the installation as NewGreatLeader of the even more useless Postman Pat, Johnson, with his arse bent, cheeky-chappily towards the hideous Clegg, C'mon BigBoy, lemme show you a good PR time.
Snotty will stay and fight and fight and fight, say his chums, even in the face of a complete Cabinet rebellion. That an organisation which cannot even unseat its historically most divisive and unpopular leader insists that it can nevertheless micro-manage the nation through a catastrophe in which it was enthusiastically complicit is as cogent a damnation of the NewLabour party as there could be.
Rank and file members must be aghast that the fate of what was once their party is now finessed by a queening, unelected, joint prime minister; the unstable, bad-tempered, vindictive and staggeringly incompetent former object of his affection and by a rabble of greedy, cowardly charlatans; slags, pimps, thieves, ponces, nonces, murderers, blackmailers, embezzlers, money launderers and war criminals. Serves them right.