I WILL, I WILL, I WILL.
Lord and Lady Mr Sir Elton John with his husband, Mrs David Furnish, an independent film producer of Elton John films.
No, really, David has her own money, insists Sir Elton, I know, because I give it to him. But Gosh if I have to pay more in taxes that means less money for David and less money for my drugs, I mean flowers and clothes and cars. I haven't spent my entire life off my head banging shit out of the piano with the same two songs over and fucking over again just to have to pay taxes, I mean, I'm a socialist and everything but I draw the line at paying taxes.
I can go and live in Monaco with all the other great patriots who draw the line at paying taxes, like that divine black boy, wotsisname, Lewis Hamilton, put a candle up his inlet manifold, I can tell you.