TREVOR KAVANAGH BUSHWHACKED
Page 3 hunk and the Sun's political editor, Trev, above, was surprised on this morning's Today programme. Trev, Rupert Murdoch's beardy UK Fellator-in-Chief, was asked what he made about Rupe Junior and the pugilistic ginger freak, Bekka Wade, both of skymadeupnewsandfilth, shitting themselves and biting each other over the possibility of Sam 'n' Dave losing the election. News to me, grunted hunky Trev, Dunno what yer on about. I though I was coming here to answer another question that I knew about in advance. You can't expect me to just answer a different question that I didn't know about. How very dare you, bitch?
No, Trev, you lying fucking bastard, it's just what skymadeupnewsandfilth do to members of the public every day of the week, before proceeding to destroy their lives.
Trevor, the beardy arsehole, calls the UK election, he feels, as he is told to by the disgusting Murdoch and bleats Treason! should issues like the truth come between he and His Masters Voice.
For thirty years or more this piece of shit, Kavanagh, has managed to conflate the interests of his non UK tax paying boss with those of the nation and successive prime ministers since the Bandit Baroness, Thatcher, have sucked his cheesy knob, Blair more enthusiastically than anyone else. If the rise of the airhead, Clegg, does nothing more than upset Kavanagh's anti-democratic applecart it will have been a wonderful, momentous development.