PRIME MINISTER MORTIFIED
I AM A PENITENT SNOT-EATING SINNER.
VOTE FOR ME.
IT IS THE RIGHT THING FOR THE UNDEAD.
I MEAN THE COUNTRY.
skymadeupnewsandfilths's Jayne Tits said that they would always try to bug people's private remarks and conversatiions and hold their lives up to a scrutiny which so-called journalists - shit-eating drunken scavengers and bullies - could never tolerate. It is what Mr Murdoch wants us to do for him; stay tuned, we're back after the break with Jeff Barrowboy and why the rich are so entitled to all your money.