Por favor, senor, my 'usband is a poor party leader and not a gunfigfhter and me, I am just a seemple Greaseback banker. working so hard in thee Ceety of London ro make ends meet for me an' Nick an' thee leedle tortillas, please vote for eem and make our dreams come true an' mebbe 'e can 'ave two egg for breakfast and not 'ave to go an' lead Shiteaters on 'alf-empty stomach.
GO TO WORK ON AN EGG
(SHITEATERS' ELECTION SLOGAN 2010)
OR TWO, IF YOU CAN AFFORD THEM.