Thursday 8 April 2010

WANNABEE WIFEYS, NUMBER ONE: MARIA ELENA TORTILLA SANTAMARIA DOMINGO PANCHO VILLA DON JUAN WINNEBAGO TEQUILA SUNRISE SOMBRERO GONZALES CLEGGIE, WIFE OF THE SHITEATERS' LEADER, NICK CLEGGIE.


Por favor, senor, my 'usband is a poor party leader  and not a gunfigfhter and me, I am just a seemple Greaseback banker. working so hard in thee Ceety of London ro make ends meet for me an' Nick an' thee leedle tortillas, please vote for eem and make our dreams come true an' mebbe 'e can 'ave two egg for breakfast and not 'ave to go an' lead Shiteaters on 'alf-empty stomach.

GO TO WORK ON AN EGG
(SHITEATERS' ELECTION SLOGAN 2010)
OR TWO, IF YOU CAN AFFORD THEM.

3 comments:

jgm2 said...

Result on the on-line dating/mail-order brides for old Cleggie though eh?

Ploughs his way through an entire yearbook of fat-thighed debutantes from Roedean or Cheltenham ladies college and then decides to dilute the gene-pool a little by going not only outside his privileged public school (doesn't like to talk about it in a Smashie and Nicie kind of way - like Harman, Darling, Balls and the rest of the cunts) but a whole new country. Though hardly surprising since he's a Russo-Cloggie hybrid himself.

Fucker would be in fucking borstal instead of sitting his 'A' levels for his arsonist idiocies if he hadn't been at Westminster school.

Still. Good to see him connecting with the liberals natural demographic.

The bedwetters.

Who am I to judge a young teenager who burns down somebodies life's collection eh? Jesus if they'd had cctv when I was a kid burning down shit all over the fucking country my career would never have got off the ground.

Eh? Eh? Fucking what's that?

mrs narcolept said...

The woman is no fool, catch her giving up a steady job on the off chance that Mr Cleggie might return to his home in a month's time to prepare for Guvverment.

a young anglo irish catholic said...

Fuck me, did you check out the kitchen?

Smallbone, hand-painted £25k if it's a penny.

Best kitchen of the three leaders.

What a pity the Lib Dems are such utter cocks. Tories behind their expensive front doors (best house, best school, best chances) and clueless hand-wringers in public.