SOCRATES SALMONELLOPOLOUS ADDRESSES THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND.
YOU WANT CHILI AN' LEMON?
It's like the Guns of Navarone, all over again, said Greek premier, Stavros Notgotanydosholopoulous, we need help from our fellow Europeans, only this time it's Herman the German, or An-gula, the jackbooted carpetmuncher, Merkel, who will be helping us, makes a change from them lining-up our resistance fighters in the town square and shooting them and strafing our olive groves from Stuka dive bombers, the filthy, Nazi bastards.
Anyway, once we get our loans sorted out we can get back to our traditional Greek practices, which have so enchanted the famous English philosopher, Mr The Dyers Garden, that is to say, getting pissed on Ouzo, smashing plates up, dancing with each other to Greek ukelele music and fucking young men up their fine classical arses. Or doing it with those half-man-half-horse thingies.