LORD WILLY O'WANKER OF BRITISH OVERSEAS DAGO AIRWAYS.
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE, MOST UNRELIABLE, MOST LUGGAGE-LOSING, MOST SHIT INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS AIRLINE. A TRIUMPH OF OIRISH MANAGEMENT, SO IT IS, BEGORRAH AND BEJASUS.
DO YOUSE BASTARDS WANNA FIGHT?
Sure and didn't Oi floi over the wee bastards meself, the damned eskimos and come to no harm and sure Oi could've strafed the nose-rubbing wee fuckers and show them who's boss. Didn't they all steal the focking money from the decent British banks and invest it all in fish fucking fingers and the proime minister having no choice but to declare them all fucking terrorists? What we need from the govament is to foire a few a them newkular missoils at them, blow that fucking volcano away t'fuck and them wee bastards too. For fucks sake if its not the damned communist bastards in the union kicking me airse it's the fucking eskimos. Just where the fuck is Lord Sir Bob Geldof, when you fucking need him ? BasketCase Airloines, that's what we're gonna be. And Oi'll be down at the Wee People's Labour Exchange looking for me next fuck-something-up position. Volcanos, Jesus, whatever next?
Sure and didn't Oi floi over the wee bastards meself, the damned eskimos and come to no harm and sure Oi could've strafed the nose-rubbing wee fuckers and show them who's boss. Didn't they all steal the focking money from the decent British banks and invest it all in fish fucking fingers and the proime minister having no choice but to declare them all fucking terrorists? What we need from the govament is to foire a few a them newkular missoils at them, blow that fucking volcano away t'fuck and them wee bastards too. For fucks sake if its not the damned communist bastards in the union kicking me airse it's the fucking eskimos. Just where the fuck is Lord Sir Bob Geldof, when you fucking need him ? BasketCase Airloines, that's what we're gonna be. And Oi'll be down at the Wee People's Labour Exchange looking for me next fuck-something-up position. Volcanos, Jesus, whatever next?
2 comments:
Not sure about Eddie Izzard's new look at all.
Saint Bob? He is too busy sueing anyone who dares to tell the fookin truth about the money raised for food being diverted to by guns. He is blissfully unaware that aid is money given by poor people in rich countries that end up in the pockets of rich people in poor countries. As for missionaries wheres that fookin recipe book and cauldron? These parasites may well work with the poor but as sure as rggs are eggs they certainly don't live with them. Believe me I have seen these fookers up close and you wonder how anyone can be so stupid with just the one head?
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