Thursday 15 April 2010

AN INVITATION TO THE BLUES








Comrades. I have given up my ah full-time job as ay director, ay director I might say, at JCB,  the heavy plant manufacturers,  to take on this role, the least you can do is give up your  ah jobs, quietly, as we take them off you, and do volunntary work, for the Government of David Cameron, which should have been mine. Join us, in government, only with no salaries.  Thank you.  That'll be fifteen hundred ah guineas, please, No cheques.

8 comments:

Dick the Prick said...

It ain't in the bag yet.

call me ishmael said...

Nowhere near the bag, I shouldn't think, mr dtp, not even in the same room as the bag; outside, down the road somewhere. Shoe queers and bondage freaks, they'll all sign up, bodybuilders, too. (No offence to shoe-worshippers or anything, whatever gets one through Life's long night of frustration. Only not Teresa BagEyes, obviousy; fuck, no.)

woman on a raft said...

We should have proper cage fights, not this pontificating at the lecturn rubbish.

Got yer popcorn in for tonight. I have. It's the Mumble in the Bumble at 8.30 followed by QT at 10.45 and Sofageddon 23.45.

I might not last out that long, but it will do for a warm up for election night.

Dick the Prick said...

I like the idea of popcorn Mrs WoaR but think lashings and lashings of ale may be required to prevent the inevitable 'whadda fuck are they on abaaat?' issues that seem to occur earlier and earlier these days.

I had to read the manifestos and compare the differences - hmm...just feel cheapened somewhat, like i've let myself down.

mrs narcolept said...

Not looking forward to this evening, with my dear mr narcolept bellowing at the telly for four solid hours. I might put the headphones on. Yes Dear every ten minutes should see me through.

I am deeply not sure about this neighourhood watch charity government scheme. There are already enough pestilential busybodies round here wanting to close down the local pub because "it's noisy" and bullying old ladies into signing petitions to ban dogs from the park. If they were ever to get their hands on defence policy I would fear the worst.

mongoose said...

Can we please hang Hague alongside Balls and the Kinnocks?

call me ishmael said...

His mother should hve drowned him,

yardarm said...

Had the feel to me not of what the " You can do for your country " bollocks but " What your country can do you out of ".