I thought it was ok for one Fat Boy to address another Fat Boy in these terms: as in: "Yo, Nigger." The real issue, of course, is not who ate more pies, but the inescapable fact that Fatty Blackford is unpardonably ugly. Not his fault, he's a proud son of an unprepossessing race.
Whilst Boris then laid low for the rest of the week, Languid Jacob,
Sir Ed Davie threw in his contribution to the CakeGate Scandal, accusing the Metropolitan Police of supporting the Prime Minister by requiring the suppression of most of Sue Grey's report. In order not to muck up the Met's investigation. Which they weren't going to do. But are now.
|This does not happen. Separation of Powers.
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|Quagmire: (1)a soft, boggy area of land (2) an awkward, complex or hazardous situation.