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from CMI 21st July.

HACKING LATEST: BBC TO RECALL QUESTION TIME.

 

Mr Mark Beardy-Git,  contemptuous Director General and chief benficiary of the BBC.

 The Director General of the BBC, Mr Mark Beardy-Git, has announced that the Corporation is to recall David Dimble-Git, the nation's hereditary broadcaster, in the light of the hacking scandal which means that Mr Rupert Shit won't , after all, be able to take-over the BBC, in line with Downing Street's Chipping Norton media strategy. At least not at the moment.

The nation's hereditary broadcaster, Mr David Narcosis,
former Bullingdon Club rioter and mindless criminal, is recalled to chair a Riots Edition of Question Time. That's what we need.

 Yes, you, the man in the cheap shirt, only mind what you say, don't be rude about my guests, your rulers, or I shall cut you off.  We're not here to discover what ordinary people really think, we just want the cliches of braindead numpties who want thirty seconds on the telly. And fuck me, there's no shortage of those.