ALL TORIES ARE BASTARDS

 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.

MAUDE SENIOR, ANGUS, MP AND THEN BARON.  PRIVATE SCHOOL, OXBRIDGE, TORY PARTY. KNOWN AS THE MEKON BECAUSE OF HIS HEAD AND BECAUSE HE WAS AN UTTERLY HORRIBLE, SELFISH, OVERBEARING   TORY BASTARD.  ONE OF WHISKEY MAGGIE'S GUTLESS, GRASPING, PINSTRIPE SPIVS. DEAD, NOW, PRAISE GOD, AND ROASTING IN HELL.

MAUDE JUNIOR, MP, UTTERLY HORRIBLE, SELFISH, OVERBEARING BASTARD, 

PRIVATE SCHOOL, OXBRIDGE, TORY PARTY. 

A creature of staggering hypocrisy, Francis Maude personifies the current front bench of shiteating, public school necromancers, bullies, wideboys, chancers, pimps, slags and worthless, nauseating good for fuck all, braying layabout,  spunkfaced zombie rentboy, clueless imbecile dilletante, creepy, poxed-up, brothel dwelling, pinstripe reptiles, and Nadine Dorries.  

He was on BBC's Govament Radio tonight,Maude, the Westminster Hour, peddling measured, I-Know-Best justification for  the reversal of civilised values, he didn't come into politics to do this, and in that slimy logic which they deploy, insisting that the people voted enthusiastically for this coup d'etat shitfest, sent a message, in fact,  loud and clear - sack us, steal our money, give it to the rich, repossess our homes, bulldoze our dreams, rebalance the economy, please, we have too much, take it from us, make us poor, we can take it, set us, each against the other. We were all in it together, he was feeling the pain, millionaire Francis, hurting, he was; it was a performance of studied deception, of towering,  Brownite monstrosity,  the obnoxious, sermonising,  infallibility which so characterised the SnotEater's mad rants now employed by his successors in Ruin, probably practised by the narcissist Maude in front of his mirror, as he glues his  receding hairline in place and tapes his ears down, carefully wiping the shit from his lips, with a linen napkin, practice makes perfect, watch my lips.  A  banker, a pornographer, a fairweather egalitarian, this wretch knows nothing of work or effort or industry, knows nothing but shabby usury, knowing whispers and secret handshaeks; knows nothing, trades nothing but cheesy, soundbite dissembling and like his rotten, repulsive father, disguises  his ruthless class warfare  as firm but fair, national interest patriotism; a natural,  born with a shitspoon in his mouth.

This, below,  is from his wiki entry, most of it incontrovertible, matters of fact.  The last line - in Personal Life - says it all, really, about him;  what it says about us, though, is  rather more pungent, cowed, barracked, mesmerised, dragooned and  brainwashed we entertain this foul, brutal  piece of shit and hope  that his greed is, somehow,  our salvation. We,  once the heroic, stand-alone Brits, shuffle, trousers down, before the likes of Francis Maude, nodding sagely  at his vicious, ruinous, idiot claptrap.

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........In a 2006 interview, Maude admitted that the introduction of Section 28 legislation whilst he was in government (which banned councils from promoting homosexuality and led to the closure of gay support groups) was "a mistake", saying it could have contributed to the death from HIV of his homosexual brother, Charles, and many others.^[3]

[edit] Out of Parliament

Out of Parliament after the 1992 general election, Maude began a series of business roles. He worked in banking as Managing Director at Morgan Stanley from 1993 to 1997. He was also appointed a non-executive director of ASDA Group Plc in July 1992, and served as a director of Salomon Brothers from 1992 to 1993. He also chaired the government's Deregulation Task Force from 1994 to 1997.

[edit] Shadow cabinet

In the 1997 general election Maude was elected MP for Horsham. Almost immediately he was re-appointed to the Conservative front bench, now the Opposition in Parliament. He served as Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Shadow Foreign Secretary until 2001.

Maude managed Michael Portillo's unsuccessful bid for the Conservative leadership in 2001, after which he declined a front bench role under the new leader Iain Duncan Smith. He was considered to be a 'moderniser' and on the left of the party, writing in The Daily Telegraph (24 June 2002), he stated that the Conservative Party's electoral problems had been caused by their failure to "look and sound like modern Britain". Norman Tebbit's secretary, Beryl Goldsmith, criticised Maude after this, asking: "How many male, white, straight Conservative MPs currently passionately campaigning for the selection of more women, and more men and women from ethnic minorities, would voluntarily relinquish their own seats in order to encourage local associations to follow the policy line they preach from their own smug, safe base? Precious few I would guess — including Mr Francis Maude."^{[citation needed]}

 

We need more wimmen. And homos. 

Yes. And wogs, too.

After the 2005 general election, Maude returned to the Shadow Cabinet as Chairman of the Conservative Party. During his tenure, alongside newly elected leader David Cameron, the Conservatives adopted the A-List of parliamentary candidates, with priority being given to women and ethnic minorities. However, he was accused of hyprocrisy by promoting a "family-friendly" image while being the non-executive chairman of the Jubilee Trust, which held 21% of American pornographic actress Jill Kelly's adult DVD business,^[4] and chairman of the Mission Marketing Group, which has advertised for WKD drinks and Playboy.^[5] Maude, "who has railed against irresponsible lending by banks and mortgage companies", was accused of hypocrisy for receiving more than £100,000 as a director of a company that has profited from sub-prime mortgages. His annual salary was £25,000 from 2002 to 2005, for attending around six meetings a year of the company , and £12000 a year 2006 to 2008. The company went into liquidation in April 2009.^[6]

In July 2007, Maude was made Shadow Cabinet Office Minister and Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, with responsibility for preparing the Conservatives for Government, with some dubbing him as the Party's "enforcer". At the Conservative Party Conference in October 2007 he said: "David (Cameron) has asked me to lead an implementation team that will ensure that we are as well-prepared as any incoming government has ever been. Our priorities rigorously sorted. Our teams armed with the knowledge and capabilities that will enable new ministers to start making a difference from day one."

Maude supported Republican John McCain in the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.^[7] He led the Conservative Party delegation to the 2008 Democratic National Convention.

[edit] Expenses claims

Maude allegedly purchased a flat in London, close to a house he already owned, before claiming on the flat and renting out the house.^[8]

[edit] Personal life

Maude is father of five: Julia, Cecily, Harry, Alastair and Lydia. His personal net wealth is estimated at £3m. Despite this, during a discussion on Newsnight (22/10/10) he argued that a 5% cut to his £65,738 salary was equal to the 'pain' suffered by Britain's poor. ^[9][1

uess — including Mr Francis Maude."^{[citation needed]} After the 2005 general election, Maude returned to the Shadow Cabinet as Chairman of the Conservative Party. During his tenure, alongside newly elected leader David Cameron, the Conservatives adopted the A-List of parliamentary candidates, with priority being given to women and ethnic minorities. However, he was accused of hyprocrisy by promoting a "family-friendly" image while being the non-executive chairman of the Jubilee Trust, which held 21% of American pornographic actress Jill Kelly's adult DVD business,^[4] and chairman of the Mission Marketing Group, which has advertised for WKD drinks and Playboy.^[5] Maude, "who has railed against irresponsible lending by banks and mortgage companies", was accused of hypocrisy for receiving more than £100,000 as a director of a company that has profited from sub-prime mortgages. His annual salary was £25,000 from 2002 to 2005, for attending around six meetings a year of the company , and £12000 a year 2006 to 2008. The company went into liquidation in April 2009.^[6]

In July 2007, Maude was made Shadow Cabinet Office Minister and Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, with responsibility for preparing the Conservatives for Government, with some dubbing him as the Party's "enforcer". At the Conservative Party Conference in October 2007 he said: "David (Cameron) has asked me to lead an implementation team that will ensure that we are as well-prepared as any incoming government has ever been. Our priorities rigorously sorted. Our teams armed with the knowledge and capabilities that will enable new ministers to start making a difference from day one."

Maude supported Republican John McCain in the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.^[7] He led the Conservative Party delegation to the 2008 Democratic National Convention.

[edit] Expenses claims

Maude allegedly purchased a flat in London, close to a house he already owned, before claiming on the flat and renting out the house.^[8]

[edit] Personal life

Maude is father of five: Julia, Cecily, Harry, Alastair and Lydia. His personal net wealth is estimated at £3m. Despite this, during a discussion on Newsnight (22/10/10) he argued that a 5% cut to his £65,738 salary was equal to the 'pain' suffered by Britain's poor. ^[9][10] 

^{Man's a cunt.}

Actually, I am making a huge personal sacrifice, betraying my country. 

And eating all this shit. 

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Mr mongoose chides me that all Tories aren't necessarily bastard. If I was the sort of person who said things like, Some of My Best Friends Are ......Jews, Gays, Blacks, whatever, I would perforce admit  that some of my best friends and some of our readers, here,  are Tories;  none of them, however,  are bastard; the Tory bastardy emerges, leaping, braying I Am A Bastard, You Fucking Bastards, whenever they cheat or bully or whore their way into Power's underpants, there to nuzzle and slurp on his dick, fellating Money as though their very bastard lives depended on the depth of their throats. Kicking the disabled, mocking the slow, deriding the menial, squirming  in a vile, vengeful daisychain, Tory bastards last week cheered and waved their ridiculous papers,  congratulating Cruelty. That none of them, not one of them,  offered rebuke to this rotten, cowardly  display floodlights Ruin;  bent, degenerate, thieving hypocrite lawmakers cheering themselves, as they fit-up the weak, women and children last-ing, free pardoning their  banker masters, and bunging them a few quid from the poor box. Quad erat demonstrandum, All Government Tories, Especially LibDem Tories,  Are Bastards.