GUIDO WISDOM PASSES AWAY.
THE BLOGOSPHERE WAS TODAY MOURNING THE PASSING OF ITS MOST FAMOUS SON, MR GUIDO WISDOM, BUT NOWHERE MORE PROFOUNDLY THAN IN ALBANIA.
He was like a safety valve, said,Albanian Ambassador, Mr Spicy Sausage, the authorities tolerated him and his mad antics, his tottywatching and his readers' bad languaging. It was a totalitarian system, you see, said His Excellency, Mr Sausage,, and Guido Fawkes played his part by helping fool the people into thinking that they had a voice, a champion, when in fact he was just a cheap entertainer, about as much threat to the system as a spicy sausage, said Mr Sausage, that's why they let him ramble on, pretending to be a journalist. Without people like him, you see, people might have taken to the streets against the terrible tyranny of NewLabour, The ToiletCoalitionists and all sorts of riff-raff. Sir Guido was a real help to the system and he will be sadly missed, for a day or two.