WEEPING POTATO-MAN THRASHED BY MONTENEGRANS (WHO..???)
ENGLAND'S SIX MILLION POUNDS WOP COACH SAYS; EESA GOOD BOY, JUSTA NEEDA FUCK AN OLDA LADY, A-LIKEA HEESA MOMMA, OR MAYBE HEESA GRANMOMMA.
England's manager last night was said to be a hundred per cent behind failing striker, Wayne Potato, after the Scouse dummy was kicked all over the pitch, last night, by part-time amateurs, Montenegro, a team which started playing football in January. If we could only pay him another hundred grand a week and maybe arrange to have a coachload of old prostitutes, standing in their underwear behind the opposing goal, then we'd see flashes of the old mashed potato, said an aide translating for the moron, Capello, who can neither speak English nor, unsurprisingly, manage the English football team. Also, maybe if the manager could have another six million pounds, for being sacked, that would help, too. It was the great English manager Sven Erikkson, wasn't it, who was also shit, who said It iss a game off two haffs, in the firsst haff you get paid millions off pounds for losing everything and in the ssecond haff you get millions off pounds affter you haff been ssacked ffor being sshit.
Wayne Potato's doxy. Karen Potato, described as a model and entrepreneur said, screech, screech,, screech, I'm a model, me, so youse can all fuck off, screech, screech, screech, see that Victoria Beckham, she's a slag, she is.