MR O'BONO, OF THE ELDERLY BOYBAND, U-CUNTS, WAS SAID TO, UNFORTUNATELY, BE RECOVERING, AFTER FALLING OVER ON STAGE AS HE REHEARSED FOR HIS CURRENT WORLD PREACHING TOUR.
Now recovering in the state-of-the-art, million pounds a week, George HarrisonWankers Hospital in Switzerland, Mr O'Bono thanked fans, well-wishers and starstruck morons everywhere for their money, all of which would be going straight into an environmental charity, himself.
Perhaps he will have a sudden, fatal relapse.
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Oh dear Bonio nothing trivial we hope or the Africans are fucked.
Get worse soon.
This one may be apocryphal, and we've heard it before, but it bears repeating.
Bono, on stage, between songs:
"Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa."
Quite-witted stentor in audience: "Well stop fucking doing it then."
Amen to that.
Every time Bono opens his gob I feel an overwhelming impulse to make a charitable donation. To the Battersea Dogs Home.
"...it's a place called vertigAAAHH!"
I have hideous presentiments of a wheelchair-bound Bonio preaching global love for cripples, especially him.
He can always get Jezza Clarkson to design one for him.
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