Wednesday 26 May 2010

WOTSONTELLY. LICENSE FEE TO THE RESCUE.

                          LARD - OUT               DWARF - IN.

It's only a grand per appearance - say twenty pounds a minute - but it'll help Hazel offset the tax she so bravely paid, last year, even though she didn't have to,  the horrid little turd.

Fuckface Neil, the ridiculous, senile Lothario and the BBC's ubiquitous Mr Politics, will doubtless argue that Hazel Blears' greedy, stupid, hypocritical infamy will provide sparkle for his dreary This Week bore-a-thon; Diane Lard, though, is less than pleased at being replaced, after she had been told she could stay, whilst seeking captaincy of Labour's HMS Ruin; not all bad news then.

7 comments:

Stanley said...

Bleary Hazel always reminds me of one of those things that pops its head over the wall and spits at you.

Anonymous said...

Where do you live? I suggest you might consider moving if these things spit at you.

Anonymous said...

Does it matter who brillo has on the show? I imagine it would be like Jeremy Kyle the only people watching this crap are as Marx said, not that one but Karl. They are the same as nuns and whores people who live on the edge of society.

Stanley said...

" Anonymous said...

Where do you live? I suggest you might consider moving if these things spit at you."

It makes no difference where you live, these thinks will always do it.

woman on a raft said...

It's time that Ronald McDonald was given an ASBO.

call me ishmael said...

There is an assumption abroad that viewers of politelly are by definition brighter, more intelligent than the viewers of soaps.

As a public service announcement may I invite readers here to sign up for the this week email and newsletter which give access to the viewer comment boards of the programme; there they will be disabused of any such assunption and will wonder, furthermore, how so many astonishingly stupid people can manage to operate a TV remote control, much less compose and send an e-mail.

black hole sunset said...

Blinking hell. Only in Real Life, eh?

I'm pretty sure she, the "unprincipled, two faced greedy slag" (which still brings a smile) never did repay a penny of that supposed tax refund - smoke and mirrors.

Don't suppose Neill'll be bringing that up on their first sofa date?