Wednesday, 7 October 2009

WOTSONTELLY? WHEN BORIS MET DAVE.C4

Any way you look at it you lose. Tedious drivel by and about a horde of braying wankers who, for all their confidence, can barely frame a sentence. Toby Young excels even his own customary, bumptious banality;

NO, HONESTLY, BORIS'S IS KINDA THIS BIG

BoJo's sister is as empty-headed and worthless as she first appeared

MY BROTHER IS VERY CLEVER BUT A BIT OF AN ARSE

and the caricatures of the so-called central figures - even allowing for Johnson's and Cameron's natural shallowness - are ludicrous.


This ramshackle, incestuous, cack-handed tosh reveals nothing save that Oxford must be good for something but these tossers can't be what it is.


But we knew that, anyway. Miss it. There'll be another one along soon, as skymadeupnewsandfilth feeds an imaginary national craving for the low-down on our creme de la merde betters.

8 comments:

Ceaser (the gap year) said...

Like one of those cringeworthy school plays in which the fascination of who's going to corpse first,becomes the motivation of staying to the end.

call me ishmael said...

I know what you mean, Mr Caesar, but they all corpsed for me quite early on and I decided I was in the wrong theatre. Again.

the deer shagger (magdalen) said...

23:28

odd, i don't recall bumping into you up at oxford, sir? did you get sent down or did you bugger orff of your own accord?

bambi does brasenose said...

my main criticism of this programme is the director's total failure to interview any of us resident does of the deer park. pity, because i could have furnished him with a detailed account of when boris met dave up a stepladder carefully postioned behind my arse...anyhow, if memory serves me right, dave was a very talented stick-man and had a regular slot around midnight...but i think you'll find that boris was much more at home rutting with the stags.

dave cameron aka the cherwell carrot said...

yeah man...glad i caught the show...really informative...i always wondered what it was like to be an undergrad up at oxford...?

A young Lithuanian said...

So Dave actually used to baby sit the Rasta's kid?

Fuck me, he's got it nailed.

Liberal Media credibility rating 10/10.

Even the Guardanistas don't know any real Rastas, preferring to play it safe with that bugger off Newsnight review.

Oh, and the Rasta's voting for him, even though he's not a Tory...

hahahahahhahahahahah

Edgar said...

Fuck me! Two geniuses.

write van man said...

23:22

oi! mate! a before e or that's where i'll be sendin' yer! shouldn't be allowed on the fucking internet, you wanker!