BILKO TO QUIT. IT'S EARLY RETIREMENT FOR ME, SAYS BBC'S SO-CALLED POLITICAL EDITOR, MASTER SERGEANT ERNIE BILKO

NICK ROBINSON ON THE DAILY POLITICS

Hot on the heels of Mr George Osblow's announcement that we must now all work until we drop down dead in order for the bankers to continue stealing our money, the BBC's political editor, the self-fellating Mr Nick Toenails Robinson has said that he's off, now, while he still can.

Robinson, pictured below with the BBC's Andrew Neil, 74 and long past retirement, and one of the political totties said I'm outta this man's army and back in civvy street, twenty year man, that's what I signed up for. Plenty of opportunities out there for a Master Sergeant who can blow his own own cornet, Knowaddamean ? Ten-shun!


At the NewToryParty conference, Mr George Osblow, announced that he loved his children and didn't wanna leave the little fuckers any debt, even though they are all going to live to be over a hundred and will have plenty of time to pay it off, more, for instance, than me. Everybody is all in this shit together, apart from those who aren't, such as him and his mates and we should therefore just be glad of the opportunity he is giving us to, how does it go, invest in our futures, such as they fucking are. Arseholes, all of them.

PHIL SILVERS AS M/SGT. ERNIE BILKO, US ARMY