RESEARCH COMMUNITY HAILS BREAKTHROUGH.
No, it's just a simple microbe, said Professor Loony, but if you put it in a suit and haircut it can carry out fairly complex procedures, like stabbing it's voters in the back and using a limited vocabulary of words such as New, Change, Politics and StrongAndStableGovament, over and over again, in an attempt to feign human intelligence. Lifespan? Oh, six months, tops.
What about those who say that unleashing this synthetic life-form could be dangerous?
Well, they're right, of course they are, no telling what harm it might do.
And if members of the public should see one?
Stamp on the fucker, hard.
Professor, thank you. And now back to Jayne Tits, in the studio.