DUCHESS HAS ALL THE QUALITIES WE NEED, SAY HOON, BLUNKETT, REID, MILBURN, HEWITT, BYERS, PRESCOTT, MANDELSON AND BALLS. SHE'S ROYALTY, LIKE US, AND SHE'S STUPID, IDLE, UNPRINCIPLED AND GREEDY, WHAT MORE DO WE WANT?
SHE IS THE RIGHT THING FOR THE COUNTRY.
Strong and stable aristocracy, that's the thing. She really is outstanding, proclaimed an all-star cast of former cabinet ministers. Selling her contacts to the highest bidder, she makes us all look like amateurs. We really look forward to her leading us to victory and if not victory, lots of money.
NewLabour 'as allus been a party of the monarchists, says John Pieman, former deputy leader and sexual predator, an' I'll be only too 'appy to sink my severance pay in 'er recession, if you knowhaddamean. She's knockin' on a bit and I prefer 'em younger, about half me own age, or less, preferably, but I wouldn't mind a quick tour of her royal passageways. Pauline, the Mrs? don't matter what she thinks, she ain't goin' nowhere, who'd 'ave 'er, after I been shaggin' her all these years, when I couldn't find nothin' else, like.
Aye, and if she fancied 'avin' a little lad, like, said Lord Blunkett, to go with the Princesses, then I'd be 'appy to oblige, if someone 'elps me put it in, like, only I can't see, but I've 'ad no complaints, people don't like to complain about blind people, 'sworked for me, anyroad.
Well, I simply don't accept that she's done anything wrong, said Lord Geoff Hoon, I mean, important people, like the Duchess and myself, are governed by ay wholly different set of morals, Kirsty; we don't have any.