STRAIGHT SIMON SAYS
is be really sincere about it,
like me. Down with poofs.
Promise: Preference (or lie).
Commitment: Aspiration (or lie.).
Keep the Tories Out: Let the Tories In.
No Cuts This Year: Lots of Cuts This Year.
Four Manifesto Pledges: Four Lies.
Scrap Trident: Keep Trident.
Re-organise the banks: Don't reorganise the banks.
Introduce New Politics: Introduce parliamentary stitch-up.