MORE NEWS FROM SCOTLAND, BEST PART OF ENGLAND

THOSE SCOTTISH POLITICIANS

DIRECTOR ROBERT McMUELLERRICE
HEAD OF THE SCOTISH FBI

PRESIDENT HILLARY MAD DOG McCLINTON
AN EMBITTERED DANGEROUS, GLASWEGIAN LUNATIC
BELIEVED ARMED.
DO NOT APPROACH.


THE GOD-EMPEROR, McBARACK OBAMA,
THE FIRST BLACK HIGHLAND CHIEFTAIN.
MOTTO: YES WE CAN, BUT NO' JUST THE NOO.

MR McTAVISH McHOOTER, SCHOOL CAPTAIN AND
HEAD BOY OFTHE LIBERAL CLEGGY-VIKINGS GROUP.

MR IAIAIAN McGRAY, LEADER OF JOCK LABOUR,
OWES HIS POSITION TO THE DISGRACE OF
HIS PREDECESSOR, WENDY McHALIBUT,
SISTER OF DOUGLAS McHALIBUT.

GHOULISH MATRON, ANNABEL McCOLDIE,
LEADER OF THE EXTINCT JOCK TORIES,
OWES HER POSITION TO THE
DISGRACE OF HER PREDECESSOR,
LAWYER DAVID FINGERS McLETCHIE.


All of these American people claim that Justice supremo, Mr Ken "Kenny" McKenny McCaskill of that ilk is a wanker; he can't be all bad then, can he?

MR McKEN McKENNY McCASKILL, MSP, JUSTICE SECRETARY,
RELAXING IN THE TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH MANNER.