President Obamalama speaks to the nation.
My fellow niggerlovin’ motherfuckers. The fact that all the eminent people who had planned to be on that Lockerbie plane suddenly changed their minds does not alter the fact that Mr al Paddy McGinty’s Goat is as guilty as sin. These coincidences sometimes happen - that wealthy and powerful people are out of harm’s way when shit goes down. Or Trade Centres. Or in this case, airplanes. But this is nothing to do with the CIA. It’s just the American way. God takes care of the blessed. And that's why in Him we trust, us multimillionaires.
Let us remember, my fellow motherfuckers, that the motto of this great nation, this land of hope and opportunity, based on the finest human values of ethnic cleansing and slavery and racism and newkyoular terrorism, that motto is e pluribus unum, which, for those of you nigger motherfuckers who aren’t law professors, means Obama Is the Messiah. Now, he may well have prostate cancer, Mr al McGinty’s Goat, but if he’d a been captured in modern times, when we have rendition, even though we don’t, he’d a had something a lot more grievous that cancer up his ass, I can tell y’all (cheers).
I am talking here, motherfuckers, of the Red Hot Poker of Democracy (cheers). They don’t like that shit, them commie faggot motherfucking sonsafuckingbitches. But since we didn’t get our hands on him we have to rely on our good friend, Mr Gordon Snot, the Limey premier, to make sure that not a word leaks out about CIA involvement in the Lockerbie outrage, not that there was any.
It is in the interests of the
We have nothing to fear from openness, we can cover that up, too, just like any other shit but if the word got around that Mr al McGinty’s Goat was just a stoolpigeon and didn’t actually kill President Kennedy with three highly accurate, rapid-fire rounds why there ain’t no telling where that shit would lead.