A Metropolitan Police Federation Spokesman writes.
It has emerged that some filthy slag moaning about climate change - which definitely isn’t happening – at the the G2O protests, has complained about my members.
The anonymous bitch, probably a useless public sector employee, a nurse or a teacher and not the sort of wealth- creating professional bankers which our service is dedicated to protecting, said that the police kettled her, kicked her, bashed her with their shields and refused to let her out when she started bleeding from her filthy snatch.
Another slag has complained that we misled her about the wholly accidental death of her old man, a newspaper vending pisshead, who attacked my members’ batons with his legs.
There are obviously lessons to be learned from such events and these slappers better learn them. Move along now.