SWEETHEARTS OF THE RODEO
This is Huw Welshman, The Voice Of America. In tonight's news,
How did I love Ted Kennedy. let me count the ways........
I'm still wetting myself over the God Emperor and black hunk, Obama.
Maybe some enchanted evening our eyes will meet across a crowded press conference
and he'll gesture for his secret service men to to lift me into his equal opportunities civil rights embrace....sigh. The Kennedys, too, I loved them. But not as much.
In her towel.
Listen, bitch, it's me, I'm the Voice of America in this Corporation,
George Boooosh, he's a pal a mines.
C'est moi, Tone, le petit chien, I am le Voice of America,
they paid me enough, after all.
Tedward Kennedy, great man, did we have a free holiday with him ?