Thursday, 27 August 2009



This is Huw Welshman, The Voice Of America. In tonight's news,
How did I love Ted Kennedy. let me count the ways........

Sorry, Taffy, Jon Snow here and I am the True Voice of America,
I'm still wetting myself over the God Emperor and black hunk, Obama.
Maybe some enchanted evening our eyes will meet across a crowded press conference
and he'll gesture for his secret service men to to lift me into his equal opportunities civil rights embrace....sigh. The Kennedys, too, I loved them. But not as much.

Emily Maitlis of BBC2's Newsnight, en route to cover the US General Election.
In her towel.

Kirsty Wark, the BBC's grunting hunchback transexual.
Listen, bitch, it's me, I'm the Voice of America in this Corporation,
George Boooosh, he's a pal a mines.

Actually, peepulovbritain, Isimplysaytoyou that you are all wrong.
C'est moi, Tone, le petit chien, I am le Voice of America,
they paid me enough, after all.
Tedward Kennedy, great man, did we have a free holiday with him ?
Musta done.

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Edgar said...

The constitooshun says a president has to be born in the States: nuthin' there says he has to be still livin'. Ted for Pres, yeah!

lilith said...

The poor girl didn't drown straight away. She was alive for hours until the oxygen ran out of an air pocket. Straight forward murder.

mongoose said...

Ms Lilith,

Indeed, she was alive down there. I never understood that. If he could get out, she could get out. Unless she was trapped. And if she was trapped and there was an air-pocket, he could have helped her free and they both could have got out. So it must be that she was trapped and he just fucked off and left her. That's stupid if you are a politician. Drunken car crash being one thing; dead girl being another.

No post-mortem was held, btw...

mongoose said...

The implication being, I did not say, is that there is falsehood and badness at the root of it, and not just drunken error and moral cowardice.

lilith said...

Dead Kennedys - Kill the poor

Efficiency and progress is ours once more
Now that we have the neutron bomb
Its nice and quick and clean and gets things done
Away with excess enemy
But no less value to property
No sense in war but perfect sense at home

The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight

Kill kill kill kill kill the poortonight

Behold the sparkle of champagne
The crime rates gone
Feel free again
O lifes a dream with you, miss lily white
Jane fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals its okay
So lets get dressed and dance away the night

While they
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight

Ishkie said...

Wow, there's an awful lot of vitriol on this blog -- I just cottoned to it when I got an email saying it had mentioned Jackson Browne and now there are people spreading lies about him being a wife-beater (blatant lies, painful lies, lies acknowledged by Daryl Hannah) and hate toward a man who spent his entire life seeking redemption and forgiveness. My senator is a good man who directly saved the lives of thousands of soldiers. He cares more about the people in America than any Bush or Reagan ever has. That family has been through hell and remained both human and humane. No family in America has worked harder to champion the poor, and I say that as his constituent and as a person who is poor.