FROM THE VICE CHANCELLOR

 IT'S ALRIGHT, I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR THE MONEY

 DO I LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THIS?

YES EFFENDI, BUT IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAH, 

PEACE AND BLESSINGS  BE UPON HIS NAME.

AND MANY MORE APPEARANCES 

ON QUESTION  TIME.

This came through cybermail. Honest, not invent.

A message from George Galloway.

"The great Egyptian people have spoken. Egypt is back and the winds of change are blowing through the Middle East and beyond, threatening to knock down the imperial architecture that has robbed the people of the region for so long.

"And chief among the outstanding injustices from the colonial epoch is Palestine. Now the struggle for a free and dignified Palestine takes place in the epic battle for a new Middle East and wider Muslim world that meets the hopes of its people.

"Viva Palestina Arabia gathered together academics, politicians and activists last year in the Bekaa Valley in our first Summer University of Palestine to discuss and coordinate the struggle for Palestinian rights. 

"Now, after the heroic Egyptian revolution has overthrown the pharaoh Mubarak, this year's Summer University has been reorganised to address the questions thrown up by the extraordinary events in Tunisia and Egypt, which are now rolling through the region. 

"Book your time off work or college now - 23 to 30 July, just before Ramadan. The university will be in Beirut, upgraded and bigger than last year. It will again have world renowned speakers such as Norman Finkelstein and Ghada Karmi, who spoke last year. Booking details and the first tranche of speakers will be announced next week. This advance notice is to ensure that if you are making plans for summer now, you know to be in Beirut from the 23 July."

The New Middle East

people power, democracy and Palestine

Beirut, Lebanon

23 to 30 July 2011

advance notice - booking opens at end of next week

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It is, to me, utterly astonishing that a socialist politician can show his face in public, after appearing on Big Brother, the premier Cruelty TeeVee show, which has so debased the public discourse.  I do believe there is nothing that these people won't do for money.  Fuck Galloway, he talks a good talk, sometimes, like Sheridan  but every picture tells a story. If, in May,  Glasgow elects this bloated, primping, narcissitic hypocrite, well, they will richly deserve him. Having Galloway shitting in their faces will be a bit of a novelty, but not much

WOTSONTELLY. QUESTION TIME, OUR GREATEST LIVING MP

MR GEORGIO "JOCK" NARCISSUS, MP (part-time)



All these other MPs, they're all wankers, thundered glamourous pantomome dame, publisher, disc jockey, litigant, European property developer, writer, reality TV star and part-time MP, Mr George Gob, above.

Speaking on BBC TV's ever populist Approved Question Time where he shared a platform with Dame Shirley Death, Sir Clive Death, Mr Geoff Death and some intolerably mouthy, yakkety-yakking Tory bint, Comrade George claimed repeatedly that he was the dog's bollocks.

Y'see this beard? I grew this beard. For the People. This suit? This ridiculous pimp suit with the high fastening? I wear this suit for the People. Everything I do, I do it for the People. All the money which my parliamentary celebrity status enables me to hoover-up, I keep all that for a worthy cause, ie myself. The rest of them are all wankers. There is only I, George. I work day and night for the People. Apart from when I'm taking a well-earned break in my holiday home on the Costa del Slag or am unavoidably detained fighting Equality's battles in the Big Brother House.

Asked whether he thought MPs had too much holiday (half the year) Mr Gob joined and closed ranks with his erstwhile foes, grunting in his delightfully belligerent, See-You-Jimmy, Glasgow punk fashion, Fuck me, no, all of us here work our guts oot fer youse ungrateful bastards. Me and Geoff Hoon, working our balls off, day and night. You know in the rough and tumble and hurly burly of parliamentary life it is often forgotten that members have far more in common with each other than they do with you lot. I may not agree with Geoff Hoon being a vile warmongering bastard, a cheap shit and a man witout an ounce of decency but, for fucks sake, if you start cutting his holidays next thing is you'll be cutting mines. Vote Respect. Vote Galloway. The Establishment's man of the People. (sings) There's no business like Showbusiness, like no business I know......