Wednesday 9 March 2022

Caption Contest

 


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Stone beats stone, what? Or is it a draw? Gosh, tough gig, this refereeing business..."

v./

Mike said...

You hit his left ear; I'll hit the right ear. We strike at the same moment, like this.

mongoose said...

"Idiot! We're only supposed to wear our gimp masks in private!"

the mad neo-colonialists' tea-party said...

jabscum:

now we're shot of that annoying asshole trump, we progressives can get down to the business of really fucking up the world...

one war or two, gents?


trudy:

well, i got sick of getting my arse kicked by the truckers, so i thought i'd just pop over here to help you guys start your quaint little old war in europe


rotter:

wizard pandemic wheeze guys, how many plebs did you manage to exterminate?


trudy:

yes, i'm off to join the asov battalion: not only do i feel it to be my spiritual home, but i rather like the emblem...

sieg heil

Sam Cooke said...

They're twistin', twistin'
Everybody's feeling great
They're twistin', fistin'
They're fistin' the night away.

Anonymous said...

If that piece of paper in Boris' hand were only a little longer, it would be perfect. The caption would be, well, a bit perverted.
--Tennessee Budd

not quite yalta said...

right sector members gather for bonding session at northolt aerodrome

the degeneration game said...

bruce forsyth makes a comeback

black trudy said...

what? no swastikas?

nato war-productions inc presents the three stooges said...

rotter: who's the little fatso, trudy?

black trudy: fucked if i know, rottie...mine's a molotov, waiter

antifa agent provocateur said...

"hey, the black lives matter riot's over, trudy"

black trudy said...

is it safe to take my mask off...? or are there any truckers still around?

kommandant trudy said...

in the name of world-peace, i've brought for our aryan brothers in ukraine:

automatic guns, carbines, handguns - with 15 million rounds of ammunition...

4500 m72 rocket-launchers, 7500 hand-grenades, 100 carl-gustaf m2 anti-tank weapons - with 2,000 rounds of ammunition...

fragmentation-vests, helmets, metal detectors, night vision goggles...

plus $25 million worth of helmets, body armour, gas masks and other gear.

all they need now is err...

love...

so how about that 'life of service', megs?

general waste said...

jungle-juice johnson:

[snooort, snooort]

well, i'm sure this world-war's a goer, chaps...

we've got everyone on our side except for...err:


china
india
pakistan
iran
russia
belarus
north korea
syria
bangladesh
iraq
kazakhstan
kyrgyzstan
laos
mongolia
armenia
tajikistan
turkmenistan
uzbekistan
sri lanka
vietnam
nicaragua
cuba
bolivia
el salvador
venezuela
algeria
angola
burundi
central african republic
congo
equatorial guinea
eritrea
madagascar
mali
senegal
south africa
sudan
south sudan
mozambique
namibia
tanzania
uganda
zimbabwe
burkina faso
cameroon
eswatini
ethiopia
guinea
guinea-bissau
morocco
& togo


so let's see: that's the asians, south asians, far-east asians, everycunt in the middle-east and the central americans all against us...

and err yes...all the africans too - who basically couldn't give a flying fuck about a bunch of white racists bombing seven bloody bells out of each other

anyone for the bunker?

black trudy said...

"got a granny for me to beat up?"