Well, said Chardonnay Singh, a survivor of the Alton Towers disaster, Oi feel loike I bin on an emotional rollercoaster. knowharramean?
To be honest you dunt expect this sorta thing, not when you'm bringing' the babbies on an obviously dangerous ride, loike what this one is, you expect 'em to be safe, even though it int. Wotchamean, I 'ave been on a rollercoaster ride? Is that what one a them is? D'you know what, I fawt an emotional rollercoaster only 'appened to people on the telly, loike, on Jeremy Kyle. Can't believe it's happened to me.