Thursday, 24 April 2014

HAREM NEWS .EVERY RED-BLOODED ENGLISHMAN SHOULD HAVE ONE, SAYS SMOKEY OLD CROOK.

MILLIONS OF FARAGE WHORES TO FLOOD BRITAIN, 
WARNS DAILY FILTH.

 
 FARAGE WITH ANNABELLE PUSSY

 FARAGE WITH MISS PUSSY AND AN IRATE UKIPPER.
LOOK, MATE, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A GO ON HER WHEN YOU WAS DONE.
WHAT SORT OF LEADER ARE YOU?

NOT SO MUCH A PARTY,
MORE OF AN ORGY, REALLY. 
BUT WITH ONLY ONE BLOKE.
Now look, let's be quite frank about this, in running a personal knocking shop at the taxpayers' expense I have done absolutely nothing wrong. And, to be quite frank it's not exactly the taxpayers' money once it's been given to me, now, is it?  You see, that's the trouble with you journalists, don't like it up you, do you, unlike, to be quite frank, my ladies.  But no, it's making  a mountain out of a good old fashioned media molehill. Simply put, Europe gives me hundreds of thousands of pounds for which I don't have to acount and I spend it on pussy and I put it to you - and to them. ho-ho-ho - that if a man wants to spend his own taxpayers' money on pussy that is no-one's business but his own. Did I tell you I used to be a banker and I could probly still earn far mire that I do as a bent  MEP? Well, almost, to be fair.

Some more Faragiste whores. 
 Christine Whore and Neil Whore,
 now, sadly, not to be Nigel's brothelkeepers, a job which Madam Christine had longed for.
Neil would just have laid on the floor and been pissed over by Arabs, as usual.

6 comments:

Mike said...

Its come to a strange pass when a man who likes a drink is vilified for chasing women, whereas the shirtlifters, rent-boy-users, shit-eaters, and no doubt worse, are accepted as normal.

callmeishmael said...

He' just at a different point on Ruin's continuum, mr mike, we shouldn't have to pay for his whores, whatever their gender, whatever his proclivities. Let him buy them himself, he's no different from any of the other slags, here or over there, he's a thieving fucking gabshite, his poor wife slaving away for him at midnight, sounds like fucking Eric fucking Pickles. Cunt,

Alphons said...

I know there are a multitude of perversions out there but this is the first time I have heard of .."fucking Pickles".
I'll bet it brings tears to the gonads.

callmeishmael said...

Don't bruit it about too much, mr alphons, or they'll be doing it.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty certain filing false accounts (or no accounts) over a couple over bottles of Chablis does not constitute 'slaving'. She must be exhausted though, poor mite, from lugging all that cash around.

The 'provokative' picture of Christine Hamilton getting back-scuttled by Neil was a low-blow Mr Ishmael. The only thing it provoked in me was a desire to vom.


Vincent.

call me ishmael said...

At least Eva Braun was pretty, mr vincent. I haven't seen Mrs F, so cannot compare them as Fuhrermadchen but I understand she's good Aryan stock. It was crap, wasn't it, his self-pitying claptrap, about working at midnight. H eshould try running a small business, the arsehole.

They've proved too toxic, even for Farage, the Hamiltons. I think she's worse than he but it's a close thing.