Thursday 5 November 2009

THE DAILY DUNCAN




Well, they're not quite dropping like flies, it's not like the Somme or anything but five in one go isn't bad.

There may come a time when whole suburbsful of chaps go out and die for the British Way Of Life - My Free Gardening and Second Home Allowances etc - but until that happens at least the chaps are putting up a pretty good show which we can be proud of. Probably have to exercise the old sorrowful countenance a bit on Remembrance Sunday but no-one ever said my job was easy. Has someone gone out to fetch my Poppy, there's some money in the petty cash, make sure you get a receipt.

Blow out you bugles over the rich politicians...how does that go again?

262 DEAD & Countless Maimed

But that's just so far.

LOOK IN EVERY DAY TO SEE HOW MANY MORE TROOPS HAVE DIED FOR ALAN'S WAY OF LIFE. IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE ARMY, THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT IN IT.

Another five shot dead, as they rested. Field Marshal Snot says, well, you know....at the going down of the sun and in the morning we will not remember to give them the right gear. Greater love hath no man than that he lay down his life for the bandit Karzai, to no discernible useful purpose.

5 comments:

Lilith said...

I guess that usb log might come 9n handy, Ishmael.

jocelyn jack esien said...

inspirational to think they died to save a president's face.

gordon of downing street: the face that saved a couple of quid said...

01:20

and i'm quite flattered too

jimmy carr said...

all looks very promising for the olympic pointless death squad

lilith said...

"ISP" obviously..