Friday 13 November 2009

SOCIALIST PLAYBOY IN SHOCK DEFEAT

COCAINE TOMMY SHERIDAN CONCEDES DEFEAT

Mr Tommy Sheridan, Leader of the Himself Party, faces the cameras as he fails to take the Glasgow-North Westminster seat. I didnae do it an' I wisnae there, it's all that bastard Murdoch's fault.
It's a braw big conspiracy by yon capitalist lackey bastards, so it is.

Balding Mr Bondage, a Big Brother HouseMate, a mature student, a career bail-ee and the man who single-handedly buried socialism in Scotland was on this occasion appearing without his Comrade-Wife and co-accused, Gail, Miss Primart 2006, and said that he would be back, only not, if as seems likely, he was in HMP Barlinnie. Again

"D'ye fancy spanking ma airse, hen, maybe stick a wee ice cube up ma jacksie? "

Mr Sheridan enjoys a non-chauvinistic exchange with a young woman.



4 comments:

Down in the smoke said...

What is it about these Jocks? For a nation of relatively small numbers,they've always produced a high proportion of pre-eminants.It used to be in the field of science,engineering,commerce and the arts.
Nowadays,it's arseholes.

call me ishmael said...

Perhaps, Mr Smoke, it is just a yardstick, a reflection; Scotland, best part of England - but they are very thvick on the grund, here, the arseholes.

mongoose said...

The Sheridans? Dear God, Ii will have a heart attack any minute now.

And why are they not in jail?

call me ishmael said...

Tommy and Gail are a lesson in the power of even the slightly media-savvy over the ordinary and especially over the knaves and charlatans in the press. They should have been in jail the first time and I hope they go this time but Scotland, best part of England, seeks, ever, a different sort of justice.