Tuesday, 3 March 2026

You have to take it where you find it.

 Poor old thing. He's only 79, yet he's shaking like a leaf, seems to have terrible trouble understanding basic questions and is stick-thin. Yet he was capable of mustering a proud little smile when an email was read out describing him as a stud and hung like a horse. He is suffering from Essential Tremor, he says. Sign of a misspent life.
Do have a look at this compilation of key moments of his  testimony, particularly at 9.52,  when former President Bill Clinton was asked: "Did you engage in any sexual activity" - in relation to his behaviour in a hot pool in a Brunai hotel. He said "No". The follow-up question should have been: "Mr President, do you know what sexual activity is?"
I humbly refer you to the following:


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’m not seeing a great plan from Ben and Don, mrs i, as things stand (or fall). Blast everything to fuck and beyond seems about the size of it. Boots on the ground apparently to follow. I used to find Trump rather amusing but no longer. He’s an evil fool and we’d better take note. Nice daffodils, though.

Mike said...

Not looking good, Mr anonymous, as you say.

It can only be hoped that The Prince of Wales still has a bent shaft, preventing it from active duty, or its Davey Jones.

Bungalow Bill said...

Sorry, mrs i and mr mike, that first comment was me.

inmate said...

For fuxache, I fucking despair of people, people who believe anything politicians say, anything they say they will do, then don’t.
I’ve been reading Call me Ishmael since mr Ishmael started this blog, I’ve bought all the books and re-read the blog twice, every post. In the vain hope of finding one politician mr Ishmael admired, respected, had a few seconds time for, but no, ‘‘twas all in vain. Because mr Ishmael was correct, he was right all along -they’re all thieving, lying, greedy, perverted, degenerate cunts, every last fuckin one of ‘em.
Go back as far as you wish, Fatcher, Major, B liar, B ruin, Camer…pig fucker, Boris and now this cunt SStarmer; whatever mr Ishmael said about any politician from the past it will apply to these cunts. Get their Nose in the trough, slightest whiff of power, scent of a bung, back hander, bit of illicit sex, straight or bent, don’t care how old and they’ll vote in favour, speak in favour of any shit the powers that be want them to.
“Oh great Trump’s back in office, he’ll put everything right, stop the wars, end the corruption, reverse the new world order” like fuck he will, same as the old boss.
Yeh Reform, a new party full of the same old, same old, lying fucking tories. There is no gettin away from the deceit, the lying, the degeneracy. When will we say enough, when will we take mr Ishmaels advice to storm wastemonster, with paving stones and ‘up against the wall motherfuckers’.
‘Snot gonna appen is it, our grandchildren will be slaves to a Muslim caliphate, accepting taqqiya, paying jizya, alluha ackba ing five times a day. Politicians of all colours are allowing this to happen, just so’s they get their payoffs and their cocks sucked. Cunts.
We stand up now or spend the rest of time on our knees.

Bungalow Bill said...

We might do better getting into our beds and procreating, mr inmate. The demographics of our industrialised abortion and birth postponement practices mean that we are going to be outnumbered in any event.

mrs ishmael said...

mr inmate, my hero! Rant on, my dear. There was one politician mr ishmael admired, and that was Dave Nellist, Labour MP for Coventry South. From his election in 1983 to his deselection by Labour in 1992, Dave Nellist kept less than half his salary.
Together with two other Labour politicians - Terry Fields, MP for Liverpool Broadgreen, and Pat Wall, MP for Bradford North - Mr Nellist chose to "get by" on a wage closer to that of the people he represented.

mrs ishmael said...

This malaise of failing to produce enough babies to replace the existing population is only a worry if one believes that constant growth is possible, let alone desirable, mr bungalow bill. My belief is that there are far too many people of whatever colour, race or religion and that is why the nations fight like rats in a sack over territory and resources. All this guff about democracy is a smokescreen. Sure, there would be a difficult transition period when there aren't enough young people to keep we Boomers in the luxury to which we are now accustomed - but hell, nothing is as bad as famine, sepsis, collapsing buildings, bombed hospitals etc in one of the many war zones our zeal has created. Less people, fewer problems.

Bungalow Bill said...

Alas, mrs i, our Islamic brothers (perhaps less so, sisters) are unpersuaded of the need for family planning and the joys of depopulation. The more the mightier is the raw calculation.

verge said...

One possible exception, mr inmate, was José "Pepe" Mujica, president of Uruguay 2010-2015. I have no idea if he was competent, but he sounds like a pretty good bloke when it came to what he wanted - fuck all - from the trappings of office. Think I mentioned him once to mr Ish in a comment and he didn't disagree.